I have a team of ministers under me.
Not all of them are new, some I inherit from the previous leader.
The previous leader is still in my team as an advisor.
How ridiculous this is, how can I function with him hanging
around waiting to fault me if I make a mistake.
To me I can't wait to boot him out of this team. My dream.
However, in politics its complicated so I have to live with it.
To be frank with you, I prefer a fresh new team of ministers.
These fresh virgin ministers would not have any bond with
previous master so I can be their first real virgin master.
Why? Let me tell you why.
I am trying very hard to put together this hybrid team of young and old
ministers to work together as a team. The problem is the older
ministers are still very much attached to their previous master.
To me, I am just their half master. Outwardly they show their respect
and say nice things to inflate me but actualy they can't wait to tarnish me
through and through.
How do I know?
Thinking of it just make me boil !!!
Look eversince I took over as their leader, countless things has happened
that make me look like an idiot. You know how it feels to be a leader of a team
that make mistakes one after another, some are deliberate judging from the groundswell
of unhappiness among locals. I have been thinking of giving them the boot
but they make smart move, I can't fault them for bringing lots of money into the kitty can I?
Bloodly hell, at my expense and the peoples' expense. No wonder I am getting unpopular
by the minute.
I tried to be nice, they want pay rise by the millions I went along with it thinking maybe this
would make them worker harder and respect me even more.
You know deep down inside, the guilt of paying myself this insane salary makes me sick.
I wasn't brought up this way. Look my dad and mum were very prudent with money.
That's why I decided to freeze mine for the next 5 years.
In introspect, I should have stopped them, but its too late. Now it seem I am the master mind.
How can I be so stupid I should have seem through their plot.
You know I have been thinking of how to get rid of these clowns so that I can function
more effectively as a leader. It would look good for me as well as my father.
These guys don't even have an iota of respect for my old man trying ways to implicate him as well.
I can't just fire them, I must have good reasons.
You know these guys are damm smart when it comes to politicking.
I was hoping mummie could give me a helping hand, some sort of intuition, an idea or 2.
I don't know why but lately the word ELECTION ELECTION have been popping out in my mind.
Maybe its election fever but I am already used to that. Can't be. Can't be.
Wait a second, election is a time when people gets to vote for their MPs and MP ministers.
Its either you get voted in or you get booted out. That's it. Booted oh.. sorry I meant voted out
by the people. It would look good on me if these clowns get voted out by the people.
I don't have to dirty my hands. Great!
Ok. lets see. If I increase a few seats, reduce some sizes and do abit of adjustment
here and there, throw in some smoke for the clowns that should work out pretty well.
But how can I guarantee it. That previous master must go I can't endure it anymore..arrgghhh
SIR.. SIR... are you talking to yourself? are you alright??
YES YES.... I am ok... just bare with me... I am in the middle of a major breakthrough in my career
so please bare with me.
Now.. where am I.. oh. yes that previous monster... how to get rid of this bug... ya
a weak link... I must find a weak link someone the voters dislike and is also annoying.
But where to find? It must be strictly confidential and private... nobody should know... TOP secret X-Files.
hmm.. I think I know who this private person can be. Just nice .. my personal assistant.. have to rope him in...
But his wife is not that type... hmmm... some acting lessons on short notice.. a few candid pictures
ready to leak.. when time is right. That should worked out nice... genuis...
What about those politicking clowns???
Judging from the feedback I get from my network, they are very unpopular with the voters right now....
me included thanks to the bloody clowns... I guess they stand a fifty-fifty chance of being voted..
local voters... arrrggh... when are they going to read between the lines..
I must sent some clear signal to the voters and opposition parties not too directly but easy to discern.
This calls for some delicate works... got to sound out those opposition parties privately...
ask them to standby some heavy weighs candidates as well to ensure those clowns don't stand a chance.
Come to think it, its better to work with those opposition parties then these politicking clowns.
At least I get better respect from the opposition and they have no problems with salary. clear my name
and conscience once and for all.
Finally the clear signal for the voters... this is a tough one...
Got it... I am going to annouce in the press and through the media ...
NO BY-ELECTION... must repeat a few times for voters to get the hint...
Then bring it up again just before voting ... dammm it.. i forgot the cooling off period ... damm dammm damm
never mind.. just bring it up during rally, inform the press to repeat it.
Repeat this a few more times.. and the voters should get it.
Hope the voters are not that daft this time.
Got to sealed up those back doors real tight so those politicking clowns have not choice but to quit.
?? what is your motive of posting this article?
short?? got summary bo?