For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage...TWO-YEAR DEGREEA new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That¡¦s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree
(Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEARAutumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn¡¦t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What¡¦s Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You¡¦re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEARAutumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It¡¦s Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don¡¦t Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A:Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B:Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say ¡§Yes, Dear¡¨
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
Just a thought for all the women out there.
„« MENtal illness
„« MENstrual cramps
„« MENtal breakdown
„« MENopause
„« GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)Ever notice how all of women¡¦s problems start with men?
