My New Year's Resolution...
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This year, I resolve to...
1. Gain weight. At least 30 kg.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1 connection.
8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest pair of boobs.
9. Not bungee-jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing breakfast from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW pile of Shit!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with The Rock.
16. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms.
17. Spend my leave vacation in Cyberspace.
18. Not eat cloned meat.
19. Mope about my faults.
20. Create loose ends.
21. Get more toys.
22. Get further in debt.
23. Break at least one traffic law.
24. Focus on the faults of others.
25. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
26. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 300 meters.
27. Stay off the MIR space station.
28. Not swim with pirhanas or luo hans.
29. Associate with even worse business clients.
30. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
31. Not take spaceship rides behind comets.
32. Not try to escape from a Changi prison.
33. Wait around for opportunity.
34. Never make New Year's resolutions again. -
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wha clone. so many!!! can fulfill 50% good enough already. -
all i ask for is get a good job with high pay n prospect, everyone have good health and peace, my darling will love me more each day and time will pass faster so that i can c my darling soon
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If you read carefully... all can be achieved.Originally posted by Parka: wha clone. so many!!! can fulfill 50% good enough already.
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Wah clone....damn can ar you...
Guess my new year resolution is to make sure i find a good job, loose weight and make sure i spend more time with my love ones!!