This is veri funny...
Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on
toilet doors and walls
A budding poet trying his BEST
Graffiti 1
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Washroom Graffiti 2
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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Some one who had a different experience wrote
Washroom Graffiti 3
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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in
toilets
Washroom Graffiti 4
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I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different
purpose
Washroom Graffiti 5
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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......
Washroom Graffiti 6
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(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.
Ministry of environment advertisement
Washroom Graffiti 7
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We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
Washroom Graffiti 8
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On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.