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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble
with Harry, one of her students. The teacher asked,
"Harry what is your problem?"
My sister is in the second -grade and I'm smarter
than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade!"
Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the
principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions
were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her,
"I think Harry can go to the third-grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him
some questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of
that I have only two of?
Harry, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but
I do not have?"
Harry: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains a thin whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut"
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes
out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Harry: "Bubblegum"
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman
do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer.
Harry: "Shake hands"
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Harry: Yep.
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie
me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Who am I?
Harry: "Tent"
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first. Who am I? The Principal was
looking restless and a bit tense.
Harry: "Wedding Ring"
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,
I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Who am I?
Harry: "Nose"
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
Who am I?
Harry: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F'and ends in
'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put
Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself.