the chuck norris thread

• Gordonator

  5 Oct 07, 23:15

  Originally posted by MARK1992:

  this is my 1st post since being mod!
  
  Chuck Norris puts the P-A-I-N in panic

  there is no P-A-I-N in panic.
• DjMatrix

  6 Oct 07, 01:00

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  there is no P-A-I-N in panic.

  101 g0r|)!3 n0W 050 ! j(_)5 r341!53
• Gordonator

  6 Oct 07, 09:43

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  101 g0r|)!3 n0W 050 ! j(_)5 r341!53

  lol. gordie now oso i jus realise.
• Gordonator

  6 Oct 07, 20:47

  Chuck Norris works closely with top doctors around the world and was known in the medical field as the Painkiller.
• MARK1992

  8 Oct 07, 20:52

  when i said P-A-I-N i meant the letters PANIC
• speakupforyourrights

  9 Oct 07, 22:16

  Chuck Norris appears in your family tree at least thrice.
• speakupforyourrights

  14 Oct 07, 20:30

  Chuck Norris's beard is the National Icon of over 220 nations.
• speakupforyourrights

  16 Oct 07, 02:15

  Chuck Norris hates Liverpool!
• speakupforyourrights

  16 Oct 07, 02:16

  Chuck Norris can get a Big Mac at 8am at KFC's HQ.
• speakupforyourrights

  16 Oct 07, 02:17

  Chuck Norris rhks one lucky kid to the Sun everyday
• JJxJJ

  16 Oct 07, 16:38

  Chuck Norris can give himself a rimjob
• MARK1992

  16 Oct 07, 21:19

  Chuck Norris makes robot clones of himself to sell on eBay. Unfortunately, upon successfully buying one of these off of our favorite Internet junkyard, and having to pay shipping one of these robots, the surrounding area's population has its ass kicked. Twice.
  
• Gordonator

  21 Oct 07, 22:17

  Chuck Norris can strangle people with a wireless controller.
• sirron kcuhc

  22 Oct 07, 00:15

  Chuck Norris is your father.
• metalcar

  22 Oct 07, 00:23

  Originally posted by sirron kcuhc:

  Chuck Norris is your father.

  chunk norris is your mother
• Freedom Fighter

  7 Nov 07, 17:45

  guess whos back
  
  CHUCK IS BACK
  
  WITH A KICK
  
  IN YOUR HEAD
  
  
• urmommaurmomma

  7 Nov 07, 18:12

  who is chuck norris
• Freedom Fighter

  7 Nov 07, 18:13

  Originally posted by urmommaurmomma:

  who is chuck norris

  ....................
• JJxJJ

  8 Nov 07, 20:15

  chuck norris can see with his eyes shut
• Freedom Fighter

  9 Nov 07, 11:25

  Chuck Norris: THE DECISIVE FORCE
• unclebutcher

  21 Dec 07, 01:33

  Originally posted by Freedom Fighter:

  Chuck Norris: THE DECISIVE FORCE

  oh fuck you.
• maskedangel

  14 Jan 08, 19:26

  Originally posted by unclebutcher:

  oh fuck you.

  
  
  CHUCK NORRIS CAN RHK HIS OWN BEHIND!!!