the chuck norris thread
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When Chuck Norris smokes cigarettes, his lungs get stronger.
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Brokeback mountain is not just a movie...its what chuck norris has in his back yard
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Before march 10th 1940, the population of the world was almost 40 million....then chuck norris was born....
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if u dream of chuck norris roundhouse kicking you,you wake up shaken...before chuck norris roundhouse kicks u
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whereever in the world u are dont piss off chuck norris...he can kill over the phone,mail or internet connections
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When Chuck Norris masterbates, all the virgin girls in the world get pregnant, and give birth to his child.
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When Chuck Norris masterbates, his sperm flood all the mountains and cities in the world.Originally posted by norm:When Chuck Norris masterbates, all the virgin girls in the world get pregnant, and give birth to his child. -
Chuck norris is the only known person to be able to actually kill time...
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chuck norris doesnt have a top ten list, all facts abt him belongs to the top ten listOriginally posted by sand king: -
chuck norris knows the exact value of pi... anyone try asking him will receive a roundhouse kick to the face, that is why the value of pi is still unknown to us.
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Chuck Norris uses midgets as currency, skyscrapers as toothpicks, and wipes his ass with any logs, stones, or babies that are in the area at the time.
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Many years ago, Chuck Norris accidently shot George Lucas while attempting to assassinate an enemy to the Illuminati. Chuck pitied Lucas and gave him the scripts to a six-part sci-fi saga called Star Wars. Unfortunetly, Lucas lost the scripts to the first three parts and foolishly decided to re-write them himself.
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You are what you eat. That is why Chuck Norris's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
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Chuck Norris is Jesus's real dad.
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Chuck Norris takes the phrase "Breakfast of Champions" literally. He once ate Tiger Woods, Lebron James, and Russel Crowe in one meal.
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Chuck Norris believes in providing evidence to things you claimed you saw. That's why if he sees a forum thread started by someone who claimed he saw something but did not provide any pictures, straightaway it's a round house kick to the bastard's face!
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Chuck Norris never worries about breaking the law. HE IS THE LAW!
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Chuck Norris visited Singapore once. While at the hawker centre he decided to try the local dish Mee Siam with hum. When the cook told him that Mee Siam is served without hum, Chuck immediately took a cab and round house kicked the bastard who told him to try Mee Siam with hum.
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When children goes to bed, they check their closet for the bogeyman. When the bogeyman goes to bed, he check the closet for Chuck Norris.
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Originally posted by Gordonator:Chuck Norris visited Singapore once. While at the hawker centre he decided to try the local dish Mee Siam with hum. When the cook told him that Mee Siam is served without hum, Chuck immediately took a cab and round house kicked the bastard who told him to try Mee Siam with hum.
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Chuck Norris has everything except for 3 things, fears, weaknesses and defeats.
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Chuck Norris took it literally when he saw a sign outside a department store, it says "Beat the crowd, come early". The next day, Chuck came early and beat the crap out of everyone in the store.
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this is my 1st post since being mod!
Chuck Norris puts the P-A-I-N in panic