the chuck norris thread
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say like 5 millions times liaoOriginally posted by JJxJJ:Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours. -
guys i just made a Chuck Norris forum, continue posting about him there. btw fifi, is it possible to move this thread over there? thanks!
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thanks ah fifi, i owe u one BIG fav
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Its about time.Good for you & chuckOriginally posted by DjMatrix:guys i just made a Chuck Norris forum, continue posting about him there. btw fifi, is it possible to move this thread over there? thanks!
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The pen may be mightier than the sword but it's no match for Chuck Norris' penis.
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si gordie!Originally posted by Gordonator: -
the earth rotates around the sun only because chuck norris roundhouse kick started it
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He like asians who worship Angmo
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Unless you guys do something this thread is running out of KUNGPOW so lets make it the "Save Chuck for Good Luck Day" today. And if we still here on Monday then its "Support Chuck for Fcuk ???"
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Yes,he loves his sarong party girls without their sarongsOriginally posted by khali:He like asians who worship Angmo
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when Bruce Banner gets pissed he turns into the hulk..when the hulk gets pissed he turns into chuck norris
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when chuck norris received his utilities bill he sent back a photo of himself getting ready for a roundhouse kick..he never had to pay his taxes again..NEVER
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apparantly the sherman tank was supposed to be called the norris tank...but chuck said it was not worthy of using his name...so far NOTHING has been called using chuck norris's name...NOTHING
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Chuck Norris met up with Bruce Lee before
"n 1964 at a demonstration in Long Beach, California, Lee had met karate champion Chuck Norris. In Way of the Dragon Lee introduced Chuck Norris to moviegoers as his opponent in the final death fight at the colosseum in Rome, today considered one of Lee's most legendary fight scenes." -
Chuck norris killed a burger king cashier once because he said "we dont have that sir" to chuck norris's order of a whopper with barbwire...chuck has claimed it was not "have it your way"
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When Chuck Norris kick you below the belt and missed your testacles by a mile it is still LPPL.
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Aunt agony got started about the same time Chuck Norris started to abuse his family members
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LOL!Originally posted by omgukilledkenny: -
Chuck Norris doesn't screw in lightbulbs. He holds it in place while the room spins around in fear.
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Although it was edited from the bible, Jesus once said "What Would Chuck Norris do?"