the chuck norris thread
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Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:
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chuck norris eating breakfast now
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everytime i masturbate,
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Originally posted by pervertboi v1.2.1:everytime i masturbate,
chuck norris suck my cock....
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huh pervie got banned?Originally posted by pervertboi v1.2.1:everytime i masturbate,
chuck norris suck my cock....
chuck norris can run around the world and punch himself at the back of his head too -
Chuck Norris is so awesome that he has 13 Top 10 facts.
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Still startOriginally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris is so awesome that he has 13 Top 10 facts. -
Chuck Norris can perform a roundhouse kick with both legs, at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can break all laws of Thermodynamics.
* (1st Law) Chuck Norris can create and destroy energy.
* (2nd Law) Chuck Norris can reduce the entropy of the Universe.
* (3rd Law) Chuck Norris can reach absolute zero.
Isaac Newton created his own laws for Chuck Norris.
* (1st Law) Anything kicked by Chuck Norris will continue to move forever
* (2nd Law) Chuck Norris can accelerate anything in any direction he wants, even himself.
* (3rd Law) There is no equal or opposite reaction to Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick. -
Chuck Norris was going to be in a PS3 game, but there weren't enough pixels for his beard.
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When you type in " cheat Chuck Norris" in a game of Rise of Nations, Chuck Norris will appear on screen and roundhouse kick your opponent. Then you unlock Chuck Norris as a nation. When you use the Chuck Norris nation, you will only have Chuck Norris, and you will only NEED Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris became the Ultimate Pokemon Master with only a Magikarp.
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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO CHUCK NORRIS
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Chuck Norris evolved a Hitmonlee and named it Hitmonorris. Each time it used a Roundhouse kick, all Pokemon, including Ghost-types, are 1-hit KO'ed.
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A cheetah can run to 65 mph. Chuck Norris can run 65 tsl (times the speed of light).
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Originally posted by DjMatrix:A cheetah can run to 65 mph. Chuck Norris can run 65 tsl (times the speed of light).
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Some people have tattoos of Jesus, Jesus has a tattoo of Chuck Norris.
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After death, there is life. Before death, there is Chuck Norris.
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Hercules was Chuck Norris in Ancient Greece.
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Chuck Norris's son is Zeus.
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Contrary to popular belief, there are five elements in the world: Earth, Fire, Wind, Water and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris suck c0ck,
not because he's gay,
he just love sucking them......