the chuck norris thread
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It took Frodo Baggins 3 movie trilogies to destroy the Ring and Sauron . Chuck Norris could simply take the Ring, toss it into the lava and roundhouse kick Sauron right smack in the Eye before his form is destroyed.
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qn : why did the chicken cross the road?
ans : to get chuckified by chuck norris. -
No lah he is ang moh ,botak and hardly shavesOriginally posted by DjMatrix:
Chuck Norris is your biological father. -
the crap is still here...u noe..Originally posted by skeujin:chuck norris once took a crap in the sea....
now its known as singapore...
so sue me....
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chuck norris could eat, fart, sing, talk, sleep and burp all at the same time.
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Yes,Chuck Norris is now botak and has added Svenson to his middle name
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all ninjas secretly wish to be Chuck Norris yet they are his pawns
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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One day chuck norris looked in the mirror and said "no one outstares chuck!". He is still there to this day......
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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moses parted the red sea....
chuck norris created the grand canyon... (with a RHK) -
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography. -
Chuck Norris once tried sky-diving. One Grand Canyon was enoughOriginally posted by skeujin:moses parted the red sea....
chuck norris created the grand canyon... (with a RHK) -
Ar but a real ninja would rather be Sho KosugiOriginally posted by DjMatrix:all ninjas secretly wish to be Chuck Norris yet they are his pawns -
chuck norris can find the exact value of pi
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
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If Chuck Norris were a ballet dancer, heÂ’d strangle you gracefully with his tutu. And then himself.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a women with his penis. We now know this as Kama Sutra.
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kamasutra no space laOriginally posted by omgukilledkenny:Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a women with his penis. We now know this as Kama Sutra. -
chuck norris LIVES!
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Its still here ah ...