the chuck norris thread
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chuck norris tears could cure cancer... too bad he never cries
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Contrary to popular belief, KFC actually means Kick From Chuck. So next time, think twice if you want to dine at KFC
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wtf ownedOriginally posted by pervertboi v1.2.1: -
Bet you didnt know that Chuck Norris never got into a brawl or a street fight before in his entire life.One time someone wanted to fight him in a bar but the frightened karate champ said " I am Chuck Norris 7 time World karate Champion and I will not fight you" to his surpirse that guy just said " OK" and sat down.
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Originally posted by Short Ninja:Bet you didnt know that Chuck Norris never got into a brawl or a street fight before in his entire life.One time someone wanted to fight him in a bar but the frightened karate champ said " I am Chuck Norris 7 time World karate Champion and I will not fight you" to his surpirse that guy just said " OK" and sat down.
Chuck Norris is your biological father. -
u will win scrabble by forming the words "chuck norris" and ur prize is a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris waits for NO MAN... cause there arent any left!
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chuck norris could made 2 North side of the magnets attract each other
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This was a good one..! he heOriginally posted by DjMatrix: -
hope this thread faster reach page 81. then can lock
or u pple can just lose interest in this shit that was so talked about what....2 or 3 years ago...??????
omg....
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Chuck Norris just ate some bad eggs... and your in his way...Originally posted by udontknowme:hope this thread faster reach page 81. then can lock
or u pple can just lose interest in this shit that was so talked about what....2 or 3 years ago...??????
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You have two secs till'....Originally posted by udontknowme:hope this thread faster reach page 81. then can lock
or u pple can just lose interest in this shit that was so talked about what....2 or 3 years ago...??????
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CLUCK NORRIS
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Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick
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Qn : wat could beat a royal flush?
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chuck norris once took a crap in the sea....
now its known as singapore...
so sue me....
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nice one!Originally posted by skeujin:chuck norris once took a crap in the sea....
now its known as singapore...
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A round house kick to the face .. finished by a flying kick to the head!Originally posted by DjMatrix:You have two secs till'....