the chuck norris thread

• DriftingGuy

  17 Sep 07, 23:30

  
  Once in a while, Chuck Norris does roundhouse kicks just to conjure up cyclones. Ryu & Ken from Super Street Fighter were so impressed that they learned their cyclone kicks from Chuck Norris.
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 23:31

  Chuck Norris RHK jeans
  
  
• LUZL

  17 Sep 07, 23:32

  Chuck Norris lulzed thus LUZL exists.
• DriftingGuy

  17 Sep 07, 23:32

  
  Numerous tribes in the past worshipped Chuck Norris as their war god. Modern man is no different
• DriftingGuy

  17 Sep 07, 23:33

  Originally posted by LUZL:

  Chuck Norris lulzed thus LUZL exists.

  Chuck Norris doesnt lulz.
  
  Lulz chuck norrised.
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 23:33

  When God said "Let there be light!". Chuck Norris said "Say Please.."
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 23:33

  Chuck Norris killed kenny!
• DriftingGuy

  17 Sep 07, 23:35

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

  When God said "Let there be light!". Chuck Norris said "Say Please.."

  If Chuck Norris was a character in Southpark, carl would shout omghekilledeverything before he gets roundhouse kicked to death, every episode.
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 23:36

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  If Chuck Norris was a character in Southpark, carl would shout omghekilledeverything before he gets roundhouse kicked to death, every episode.

  Chuck Norris would have roundhouse kicked Southpark to Northpark.
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 23:37

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Chuck Norris killed kenny!

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  If Chuck Norris was a character in Southpark, carl would shout omghekilledeverything before he gets roundhouse kicked to death, every episode.

  You Busthirds!!!!!!
• tomsss

  17 Sep 07, 23:39

  The Bermuda Triangle was formerly known as the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the sides off.
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 23:40

  The Chuck Norris Magic Card!
  
  
• TrixCereals

  17 Sep 07, 23:41

  Chuck Norris wins a game of Connect Four in three moves.
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 23:42

  Chuck Norris can bench press the world.
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 23:45

  Chuck Norris can shoot a man in the head and RHK him in the face before the bullet hits.
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 23:47

  Chuck Norris can rhk you back into the past so fast that you reach the future.
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 23:47

  
  
  Chuck Norris vs 300
  
  
• RaTtY8l

  17 Sep 07, 23:48

  chuck norris can switch on the light, without switching the switch.
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 23:49

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:
  
  
  [b]Chuck Norris vs 300
  
  [/b]

  OMG LOL N1
• RaTtY8l

  17 Sep 07, 23:49

  only chuck norris knows the answer to infinity minus one
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 23:49

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  OMG LOL N1

  MADDDDDDDNEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
• skeujin

  17 Sep 07, 23:49

  the only reason chuck norris has a beard is that gillette has not invented a razor tought enuf.
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 23:51

  For World of Warcraft fans..
  
  
  
  
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 23:51

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  the only reason chuck norris has a beard is that gillette has not invented a razor tought enuf.

  intruder alert!
  
  suspect is a spy~
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 23:53