the chuck norris thread

• BadzMaro

  17 Sep 07, 21:47

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

  
• ohnoez!

  17 Sep 07, 21:49

  ohnoez!!!!!!! wats with this chuck norris!? i chuck his head ino the dustbin ah! ohnoez!!!!!!!
• dragg

  17 Sep 07, 21:55

  23 pages for chuck norris.
  
  maybe i should start a bruce lee thread.
  
  
• BadzMaro

  17 Sep 07, 22:05

  Originally posted by ohnoez!:

  ohnoez!!!!!!! wats with this chuck norris!? i chuck his head ino the dustbin ah! ohnoez!!!!!!!

  u sure u want to do that ?
  
  Your head will be the one flying off to the dustbin after he does a round house kick you never even saw it coming... pray u see him... be scared if u dont.
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 22:08

  we should have a Mr T thread!
• tomsss

  17 Sep 07, 22:13

  Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
  
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 22:15

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

  we should have a Mr T thread!

  I want to cut Mr T hairstyle before go NS
  
  See how it will be
• Trump_Card

  17 Sep 07, 22:22

  Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 22:24

  Chuck Norris's right ball is bigger than his left ball and his left ball is bigger than his right ball.
• TrixCereals

  17 Sep 07, 22:26

  Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 22:27

  Originally posted by TrixCereals:

  Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

  The Mona Lisa was frowning and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her till she smiled.
• unclebutcher

  17 Sep 07, 22:41

  
• yiha093

  17 Sep 07, 22:45

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  The Mona Lisa was frowning and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her till she smiled.

  
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 22:47

  Originally posted by yiha093:

  

  Crouching Norris, Hidden Roundhouse Kick!
• unclebutcher

  17 Sep 07, 22:48

  kao pei
• TrixCereals

  17 Sep 07, 22:52

  Originally posted by unclebutcher:

  kao pei

  Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
• tomsss

  17 Sep 07, 22:57

  Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
  
  
• unclebutcher

  17 Sep 07, 22:57

  kao pei
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 22:59

  Originally posted by unclebutcher:

  kao pei

  Chuck Norris can make a cow pay.
• TrixCereals

  17 Sep 07, 23:06

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Chuck Norris can make a cow pay.

  
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 23:19

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Chuck Norris can make a cow pay.

  
• DriftingGuy

  17 Sep 07, 23:26

  
  Earth would have perished under 1000 meteorite impacts if not for Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick
• DriftingGuy

  17 Sep 07, 23:27

  
  Chuck Norris is the Alpha and the Omega
• DriftingGuy

  17 Sep 07, 23:28

  Chuck Norris inspired Sir Stamford Raffles to find Singapore
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 23:29

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Chuck Norris inspired Sir Stamford Raffles to find Singapore

  Actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Raffles into Singapore, and the rest is history.