the chuck norris thread
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Why so many people worship the old AngMoh here?
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alot of chuck norris fans here
all the sudden
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Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
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because he is hairy.Originally posted by khali:Why so many people worship the old AngMoh here?
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Shouldnt it be Optimus Norris?Originally posted by DjMatrix:Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. -
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a strand of hairOriginally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
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When Chuck Norris plays Counterstrike, he enliminates his opponents by reaching into the screen and ripping the enemy apart, with his bare hands.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnÂ’t lifting himself up, heÂ’s pushing the Earth down. -
out for dinner, will cont with more roundhouse kickin' action later!
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The leading causes of death in US are 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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Wad the hell is this thread abt??
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING!!Originally posted by seotiblizzard:Wad the hell is this thread abt??
Wads the big deal abt chuck norris.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.