the chuck norris thread

• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 23:28

  Originally posted by RaTtY8l:

  FI is actually chuck norris in disguise???
  
  

  Lol
• DriftingGuy

  16 Sep 07, 23:29

  Originally posted by RaTtY8l:

  FI is actually chuck norris in disguise???
  
  

  There was once when forum admins were unable to ban Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris banned the use of the "ban" button
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 23:29

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Did you know that tornadoes and giant whirlpools turned because Chuck Norris rolled his eyes?

  nice
• DriftingGuy

  16 Sep 07, 23:31

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  nice

  Ok I stop liao, else Chuck Norris will come in and roundhouse kick me. Bye
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 23:32

  Most scientists believe that if Chuck Norris challenged himself into a fight, the world would end in less than a second, but some also believe that this is the only way of defeating Chuck Norris - keeping him busy with a fight against himself, so his enemies can do what they want.
• RaTtY8l

  16 Sep 07, 23:33

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Ok I stop liao, else Chuck Norris will come in and roundhouse kick me. Bye

  if u stop, u will dream of chuck norris roundhouse kicking ur as$ in your dreams and when u wake up, u will discover ur butt will have the prints of a boot
  
  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 23:34

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Ok I stop liao, else Chuck Norris will come in and roundhouse kick me. Bye

  byebye~
  
  This theory states that, if Chuck should ever happen to disagree with his own opinions and administer an almighty roundhouse kick to his own cranium, an all consuming deity known as a White Hole would be created. This White Hole would simultaneously kill you. All existence would be transformed into a penis with a vagina.
• JJxJJ

  17 Sep 07, 00:06

  all the dinosaurs were wiped out because Chuck Norris crashed into the earth
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 00:11

  Originally posted by JJxJJ:

  all the dinosaurs were wiped out because Chuck Norris crashed into the earth

  Dinosaurs were extinct as Chuck Norris found them ugly
• JJxJJ

  17 Sep 07, 00:44

  Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
• JJxJJ

  17 Sep 07, 00:46

  Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
• JJxJJ

  17 Sep 07, 00:49

  Thousands of years ago,Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
• DjMatrix

  17 Sep 07, 01:09

  lol jj u're repeating many posts i made earlier...
• BadzMaro

  17 Sep 07, 02:08

  Chuck Norris dont like people who repeat posts.... u better pray he doesnt come a knocking to your door , because you'll be dead before u hear him a knockin.
• gigabyte14

  17 Sep 07, 02:10

  Originally posted by BadzMaro:

  Chuck Norris dont like people who repeat posts.... u better pray he doesnt come a knocking to your door , because you'll be dead before u hear him a knockin.

  boliao la
• BadzMaro

  17 Sep 07, 02:17

  Originally posted by gigabyte14:

  boliao la

  When Chuck Norris says sit !...
  
  you Stop..Drop and Roll over..
• de_middle

  17 Sep 07, 11:06

  
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Sep 07, 11:35

  wa didnt come in half a day, another 200 post LOL
• BadzMaro

  17 Sep 07, 14:13

  Bill gates is living in constant fear that Chuck Norris's PC may crash.
  
  double posted but still... he he he
• unclebutcher

  17 Sep 07, 14:43

  
• unclebutcher

  17 Sep 07, 14:51

  
• unclebutcher

  17 Sep 07, 15:00

  
• cApitaland

  17 Sep 07, 15:22

  
• sand king

  17 Sep 07, 15:26

  Originally posted by unclebutcher:

  when sand king epicentre and rogue knight stun him, he dulan buy mkb. when he turn on mkb, he becomes chuck norris.

  
• yong93

  17 Sep 07, 15:57

  I tot is BKB thats makes u Chuck Norris ??