the chuck norris thread
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Chuck NorrisÂ’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.Originally posted by tomsss:Chuck Norris kicked a tree so hard, a monkey appeared within.
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Chuck Norris' Penis actually taught Miyamoto Musashi the way of the BushidoOriginally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris' Penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason. -
Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
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Chuck Norris teared down Mount Everest with a toothpick!Originally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade. -
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.Originally posted by DriftingGuy:Chuck Norris' Penis actually taught Miyamoto Musashi the way of the Bushido -
His burp was enough actuallyOriginally posted by DriftingGuy:Chuck Norris teared down Mount Everest with a toothpick! -
Man was actually supposed to have 3 arms. Chuck disapproved of this, went back in time and tore the 3rd arm off the First Man.Originally posted by DjMatrix:The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher. -
Chuck Norris is so stupid he need a parking lot for when he goes to drive-thru at macs
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Or he can just stare down Mount EverestOriginally posted by DjMatrix:His burp was enough actually -
Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.Originally posted by pervertboi:Chuck Norris is so stupid he need a parking lot for when he goes to drive-thru at macs -
If Chuck Norris demands a parking lot at Macs and if there isnt any, he will roundhouse kick a meteorite into Macs, causing a huge crater and hence a parking lotOriginally posted by pervertboi:Chuck Norris is so stupid he need a parking lot for when he goes to drive-thru at macs -
Chuck Norris was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.Originally posted by DriftingGuy:If Chuck Norris demands a parking lot at Macs and if there isnt any, he will roundhouse kick a meteorite into Macs, causing a huge crater and hence a parking lot -
chuck norris found in others threads except here will be banned.
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YES M'AM!Originally posted by FireIce:chuck norris found in others threads except here will be banned. -
Chuck Norris is telepathic. If that person needs Chuck Norris to repeat himself, Chuck Norris will send an image of a roundhouse kick to his brain. That image is enough to kill that person.Originally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick. -
Chuck Norris is your shadow.Originally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU. -
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.Originally posted by gigabyte14: -
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a football so hard, it killed a man and upon impact bounced off and killed another man. This went on and on until the entire Mayan civilization ceased to exist. This also caused the downfall of the romans as well as the extinction of de dinosaursOriginally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. -
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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FI is actually chuck norris in disguise???Originally posted by FireIce:chuck norris found in others threads except here will be banned.
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Did you know that tornadoes and giant whirlpools turned because Chuck Norris rolled his eyes?Originally posted by gigabyte14: -
Originally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"