the chuck norris thread
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris does not need to have his picture shown. He will show you a picture of himself, by giving you a roundhouse kick to your face.Originally posted by pervertboi: -
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.Originally posted by pervertboi: -
when chuck norris says something, nobody listens because all are killed by a roundhouse kick to the face in two seconds.
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Chuck Norris's Bed. -
chuck norris didnt not shave because nothing could cut chuck norris, except chuck norris himself...
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.Originally posted by BadzMaro:
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Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.Originally posted by RaTtY8l:chuck norris didnt not shave because nothing could cut chuck norris, except chuck norris himself... -
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.Originally posted by BadzMaro:Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.Originally posted by lpx88: -
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
still got dbl post anot?
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Originally posted by pervertboi:Chuck Norris is the only guy that can suck his own dick
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.Originally posted by ChoCoChips:Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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chuck norris could get full marks in the exams by writing "roundhouse kick to the face" as the answer for every question
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.Originally posted by RaTtY8l:chuck norris could get full marks in the exams by writing "roundhouse kick to the face" as the answer for every question -
When standing next to Chuck Norris , dont breathe ... because nobody breathe's the same air as him.
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If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.Originally posted by BadzMaro:When standing next to Chuck Norris , dont breathe ... because nobody breathe's the same air as him. -
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.Originally posted by BadzMaro:Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
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seems like we got quite a no. of "chuck norris facts" fans here
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Legend has it that Chuck Norris who can roundhouse kick his own dick and yet screw himself at the same time.....
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.Originally posted by pervertboi:Legend has it that Chuck Norris who can roundhouse kick his own dick and yet screw himself at the same time.....