the chuck norris thread

• LazerLordz

  16 Sep 07, 17:38

  When Chuck Norris is angry, earthquakes stay silent.
• ChoCoChips

  16 Sep 07, 17:39

  Originally posted by BadzMaro:

  Posted
  
  and Chuck Norris is not gonna be happy u double posted.

  oops!!
  
  pls dun roundhouse kick me
• Master -_-

  16 Sep 07, 17:39

  Chuck Norris is way more powerful than FireIce. No threads of Chuck Norris is gonna get closed.
  
  
• monoslayer

  16 Sep 07, 17:40

  Originally posted by ChoCoChips:

  oops!!
  
  pls dun roundhouse kick me

  i gonna tell Chuck Norris u dbl-posted!
• BadzMaro

  16 Sep 07, 17:42

  Originally posted by ChoCoChips:

  oops!!
  
  pls dun roundhouse kick me

  Dont worry.. Chuck Norris wont roundhouse kick you , your face will roundhouse kick itself to his fists.
• yiha093

  16 Sep 07, 17:43

  Originally posted by BadzMaro:

  Posted
  
  and Chuck Norris is not gonna be happy u double posted.

  
• yiha093

  16 Sep 07, 17:44

  Originally posted by Master -_-:

  Chuck Norris is way more powerful than FireIce. No threads of Chuck Norris is gonna get closed.
  
  

  
• BadzMaro

  16 Sep 07, 17:45

  
• BadzMaro

  16 Sep 07, 17:50

  50 Cent was shot nine times and survived. 50 Cent has been round-house kicked by Chuck Norris exactly zero times, and that is the only reason he survives.
• BadzMaro

  16 Sep 07, 17:53

  Chuck Norris used to work in a pet store and people kept asking how big he would get and what they'd need to feed him.
• trendz

  16 Sep 07, 17:59

  
• pervertboi

  16 Sep 07, 18:03

  This thread will be closed and TS banned soon coz FireIce is going to roundhouse kick everyone
• Deadly

  16 Sep 07, 18:03

  When a rock trips Chuck Norris, it becomes pieces of rock.
• monoslayer

  16 Sep 07, 18:05

  Originally posted by pervertboi:

  This thread will be closed and TS banned soon coz FireIce is going to roundhouse kick everyone

  she will roundhouse kick herself to Chuck Norris's fists
• BadzMaro

  16 Sep 07, 18:32

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  she will roundhouse kick herself to Chuck Norris's fists

  
• MohamedF

  16 Sep 07, 18:54

  If it looks like Chicken, smells like Chicken and taste like Chicken and if Chuck Norris says its beef, then IT IS BEEF
• tomsss

  16 Sep 07, 19:09

  Chuck Norris can't die because there is no space big enough for him in heaven or hell
• BadzMaro

  16 Sep 07, 19:09

  Originally posted by tomsss:

  Chuck Norris can't die because there is no space big enough for him in heaven or hell

  
• LazerLordz

  16 Sep 07, 19:11

  If Chuck Norris eats beans, the government orders compulsory gas-masks wearing.
• MohamedF

  16 Sep 07, 19:16

  Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live...
• tomsss

  16 Sep 07, 19:27

  Chuck Noris can stop a volcano eruption just by peeing into it
• yong93

  16 Sep 07, 19:58

  I would rather watch Lucky Star ...
• toyota-corolla

  16 Sep 07, 20:00

  ZOMG!
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 20:12

  I'M BACK BABY!
  
  Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 20:16

  Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.