the chuck norris thread
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Mcguyver once tried to give Chuck Norris advice on diffusing a bomb. Chuck Norris then disemboweled Mcguyver using a plastic spoon, a wooden nickel, and the left arm of a midgetÂ… yes, a live midget.
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age 3 -_-Originally posted by BadzMaro:
Chuck Norris
Age : 3
but what does he do? i mean, i know he acts and stuff (from wiki) but what's he most famous for?
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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For roundhouse kicking your face to the back of your head... and only Chuck Norris can do it.Originally posted by MooKu:age 3 -_-
but what does he do? i mean, i know he acts and stuff (from wiki) but what's he most famous for?
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Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
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f you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. -
If Chuck Norris is late. Time better slow the fuk down.
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150,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris related accidents every year.
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. -
Actually, this article was disproven as Chuck Norris don't have blood... He has liquid hot magma....Originally posted by BadzMaro:When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. -
Chuck Norris sliced Van Gogh's ear when he wasn't listening to Chuck
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Originally posted by unclebutcher: 12 pages
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Originally posted by monoslayer:Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris wins any Internet Argument.
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# Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples. -
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can be Divided by Zero...Originally posted by monoslayer:Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 
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PostedOriginally posted by ChoCoChips:When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
dunno posted b4 anot 
and Chuck Norris is not gonna be happy u double posted.