the chuck norris thread
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Creating a bot named Chuck Norris is CS will cause an imbalance in the system as non of the Terrorist will spawn...
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Balls of steel..
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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
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Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
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M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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god damn Chuck Norris..
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Where do you guys get all these one-liners from?
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Flounder are flat because they talked back to Chuck Norris.
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Because its true , and we dont hide the truth . Or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me and this entire forum to space. Literally...Originally posted by MooKu:Where do you guys get all these one-liners from? -
Chuck Norris doesnÂ’t use a razor to shave in the morning, he roundhouse kicks himself in the faceÂ… because the only thing hard enough to cut Chuck Norris, is Chuck Norris.
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I don't know who Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris makes really bad lavatory paper:
It's rough
It's tough
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Chuck Norris once walked on a street and had an erection... There were no survivors...
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random people's houses, and they move.
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Originally posted by MooKu:I don't know who Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris
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