the chuck norris thread
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finish liao ah? why you repost this.Originally posted by DjMatrix:When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back. -
oo nv see.Originally posted by cApitaland:finish liao ah? why you repost this.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" -
I am tempted to ORLY you.Originally posted by DjMatrix:oo nv see.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" -
post alreadyOriginally posted by DjMatrix:When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back. -
ps i didnt seeOriginally posted by pervertboi:post already -
chuck norris is so stupid when asked how he'll like he's sashimi he said 'deep fried'
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wa..this thread still going on.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.Originally posted by pervertboi:chuck norris is so stupid when asked how he'll like he's sashimi he said 'deep fried' -
The truth is, Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago... but death didn't have the guts to tell him that....
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.Originally posted by MohamedF:The truth is, Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago... but death didn't have the guts to tell him that.... -
Chuck Norris is the cause of The End of Evangelion...Originally posted by DjMatrix:Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. -
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: “Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris.”
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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wtf!!Originally posted by MohamedF:An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME. -
lol! the Chuck Norris lines.. he he.. cracks me up..
there is the Mr T one also. -
Originally posted by LazerLordz:Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's fucking head off.
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Originally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on. i just imagining it all now.. n the weed is making it reaaal funny.
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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
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Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.