Mermaid And Cronies. weeeeeeee~~~~~~~~~~ box no 2
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really ah?Originally posted by icYwATeR:wa lau sian my
EYE small siah
too bad lor.
nemmer mind lah, eyes can see can liao, big or small nemmer mind one.lol
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I heard this one before.Originally posted by MosPosterior:Dirty!
All are dirty!
Don't know you all know this joke or not (not by me):
Teacher called Ah qi and ask: "In human body what can expand up to 6 times"
Ah qi: "I sure my parents won't feel plesant hearing it"
Teacher called Ah Icy and ask the same question
Icy: "Eyes lid"
Teacher: "Ah qi, first you didn't pay attention in class, second you are dirty minded, third your expectation is too high"
Cheers.
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it was posted at http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=193523Originally posted by CKeer:I heard this one before.
Cheers.
C.KOriginally posted by motoway:Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a snobby suburban girl's junior college. During class one day he asked his student, "Miss Simison, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Simison gasped, and then said, "Mr. Cikoch, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this. "With that she sat down red-faced.
Mr. Cikoch then called on Miss Hakar and asked the same question. Miss Hakar, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct," said Mr. Cikoch. "And now, Miss Simison, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment." -
hi jenn
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hello. I'm sick today.Originally posted by missqi:hi jenn
or at least....that's what my mother thinks.
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saw the doc alr?Originally posted by JennTS:hello. I'm sick today.
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Sick as in physique or mental?Originally posted by JennTS:hello. I'm sick today.
or at least....that's what my mother thinks. -
Haha.. Well, take care ya?Originally posted by JennTS:hello. I'm sick today.
or at least....that's what my mother thinks.
Get well soon!
Cheers.
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nah. i'm going down later in the afternoon.Originally posted by missqi:saw the doc alr?
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more like 'pon school'.Originally posted by MosPosterior:Sick as in physique or mental? -
i also sick....
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That is mental sickness.Originally posted by JennTS:more like 'pon school'.
For this symptom, more likely you had to consult a physology, this is a mild case of mental disordernes, mainly caused by stress/pressure.
Try to call IMH at 1800 224 4444
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so what're you saying in your signature? i can't read german.
ermmm...it is german right?
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*sayang dcx.Originally posted by dcx:i also sick....
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and why would you know so much about it?Originally posted by MosPosterior:That is mental sickness.
For this symptom, more likely you had to consult a physology, this is a mild case of mental disordernes, mainly caused by stress/pressure.
Try to call IMH at 1800 224 4444
They should be able to provide free services.
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flu leh...an zua gong?Originally posted by missqi:*sayang dcx.
whats wrong?????
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hahahaha.Originally posted by JennTS:so what're you saying in your signature? i can't read german.
ermmm...it is german right?
ask heng@ lor.
she might know.
i translated smth fr eng to german online.
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wu kua lo gun boh?Originally posted by dcx:flu leh...an zua gong?
*sayang.
wo zo gang boh?
mai kao mai kao. -
I find out what I interested in, and not what I neccessary needed.Originally posted by JennTS:and why would you know so much about it? -
In German:Originally posted by missqi:hahahaha.
ask heng@ lor.
she might know.
i translated smth fr eng to german online.
lol
ich bin ein reizendes & ziemlich rosafarben fishie und eine kolben schutteinde nixe! bitte nicht erwartet dass mich nett bin.
In English:
I am an attractive & rather rosafarben fishie and pistons a schutteinde nixe! please not expected that me are nice.
hmm....I'm an sexy and cute little pink fishie? -
bo leh....i too fit to see doctor liao....Originally posted by missqi:wu kua lo gun boh?
*sayang.
wo zo gang boh?
mai kao mai kao.
hab to work also leh.....coz i hardworking.... -
Ah dee.. physique or mental sickness?Originally posted by JennTS:[b]In German:
ich bin ein reizendes & ziemlich rosafarben fishie und eine kolben schutteinde nixe! bitte nicht erwartet dass mich nett bin.
In English:
I am an attractive & rather rosafarben fishie and pistons a schutteinde nixe! please not expected that me are nice.
hmm....I'm an sexy and cute little pink fishie?[/b][/quote]
That is disgusting
[quote]Originally posted by dcx:
bo leh....i too fit to see doctor liao....
hab to work also leh.....coz i hardworking.... -
Originally posted by JennTS:
err.
[b]In German:
ich bin ein reizendes & ziemlich rosafarben fishie und eine kolben schutteinde nixe! bitte nicht erwartet dass mich nett bin.
In English:
I am an attractive & rather rosafarben fishie and pistons a schutteinde nixe! please not expected that me are nice.
hmm....I'm an sexy and cute little pink fishie?[/b]
actually means i'm a cute and pretty pink fishie and a botty shaking mermaid.
PLease do not expect me to be nice. -
both.....flu n exam sick...Originally posted by MosPosterior:Ah dee.. physique or mental sickness?