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當金庸變成英文 - 哭笑不得

• Bubblyl3

  7 May 09, 13:30

  轉載］當金庸變�英文 - 哭笑�得
  
  �陽神功 = nine men's powers (�個男�的力�)
  
  �陰真經 = nine women's stories (�個女人的故事)
  
  �陰白骨爪 = nine women catch a white bone (�個女人抓著一個白骨，�外看了還以為會出��喚�呢
  �)
  
  神照經 = god bless you (神�佑你)
  
  胡家刀法 = Dr. hu's sword (胡�士的�，天哪�咱們的胡兄何時�了�士？？？)
  
  兩儀�法 = 1/2 sword (二分之一的�)
  
  一陽指 = one finger just like a pen is (一隻手指�筆一樣？？？還真�是蓋的�)
  
  洗髓經 = wash bone (洗骨頭？？？誰敢去給別人洗骨頭啊？�)
  
  苗家刀法 = miao's sword (苗家的刀？？？好啦算你��)
  
  易筋經 = change your bone (�你的骨頭？？？�兄算你狠�)
  
  �象波若功 = Dragon and Elephant comble together (�和象的混�體？？？)
  
  梯雲縱心法 = elevator jump (電梯跳�？？？在天雷的打擊下，電梯產生異變，於是電
  梯有了生命……)
  
  輕功水上飄 = flying skill (飛行技能，好簡潔。)
  
  å°�無相功 = a unseen power (一種看ä¸�見的力é‡�？？？，原力……)
  
  太玄經 = all fool's dairy (全是胡言亂語的日記，還真是玄呀�)
  
  胡�牛醫書 = buffalo hu's medicine book(水牛胡的醫書，原來�牛��水牛�)
  
  藥王神篇 = king of drag(�頭之王，武俠也有�頭的耶。) (編按:�應為king of drug)
  
  七傷拳 = 7 harmed organ (被傷害的七個器官，有點��。)
  
  天山六陽掌 = 6 men of mountain sky's press (天山上的六男�掌法，�字翻也�是這樣的��)
  
  黯然銷魂掌 = Deep-blue press (深深憂鬱的掌法。����有憂鬱症的都使的出來�)
  
  �風�法 = soft-wind sword (軟風�，這還有點�樣�)
  
  迴風���法 = comeback sword (�了�上�，在�廣告嗎？)
  
  金剛�魔圈 = superman's cover (超人的�護，�外看了還以為超人會出�呢�)
  
  å…«è�’å…­å�ˆå”¯æˆ‘ç�¨å°ŠåŠŸ = my name is NO.1(我的å��å­—å�«ç¬¬ä¸€ï¼Œç„¡è¨€……)
  
  �沙射影 = shoot you with a machine gun (用機關�射你，這樣�嗎？？？)
  
  葵花寶典 = sunflower bible / from gentleman to a lady (太陽花的�經，�讓你從紳士變淑女。什麼？？？變性者
  的一大�音啊�)
  
  打狗棒法 = guide of dog beating(打狗指�。)

• FireIce

  7 May 09, 13:33

  �是很好笑咧

• Aang

  7 May 09, 13:36

  哭笑�得　

• Bubblyl3

  7 May 09, 13:49

  ops...

• dibilo

  7 May 09, 20:03

  many of the translation can be done better.

• hisoka

  8 May 09, 13:25

  although it's obviously wrong, but I like the king of drag translation

• lianamaster

  15 May 09, 09:24