Twisted Poetry
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I don't think it's suitable for Mad Pencils Club. Anyway, to mark the occasion, here goes (courtesy of Zoo Weekly)
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your top
And show us your ***s!
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey!
Roses are crap
Violets are sh!t
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit! -
Roses are fake
Violets are fools
My name is Tan Ah Teck
And I am an honest man.
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what, saying tits will offend someone? ***s is just as bad!
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I respect the swear detector.Originally posted by skid:what, saying tits will offend someone? ***s is just as bad!
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
Thanks Kuali Baba.
[b]I don't think it's suitable for Mad Pencils Club. Anyway, to mark the occasion, here goes (courtesy of Zoo Weekly)
[b]
By the way I like your blog.
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Nicked this off GPM:
Roses are red
Apples are green
I love your legs
And whatÂ’s in-between -
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CnP off a jokes site
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.