Dear John...
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A 'Dear John' letter is a letter in which the recipient is told a love affair is over. Here is one of the better 'Dear John' letters.
A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently
received a 'Dear John' letter from her boyfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, John
Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc.
In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care, Mary -
i bet she isnt blonde
/runs away -
i think you're right...blondes hardly get dumped
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Of cause not, it would be a waste if they didOriginally posted by kikq:i think you're right...blondes hardly get dumped
I mean..blonde females r wonderful, intelligent, caring.. -
*gets suspicious*
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LMAO!!!Original post:Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care, Mary
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