Itchy anus
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ok, why is it whenever I am out of my house, like in the shops or in church or especially somewhere public my butthole becomes very itchy? when I am indoors at home , it becomes less itchy. Its so embarrassing especially when it starts to get very itchy in church! I can't exactly scratch it , people will give me dirty looks and God will most likely hit me with a bolt of lightning "thou shalt not scratchth thy hairy buttholeth in thy church!!!!! "
yes i know stupid topic but i am bored
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1st stage for piles
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Originally posted by poon cho tang:1st stage for piles Something worse than that.
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try farting in church. if god doesn't strike u down, it's a sign that maybe u can scratch your butt in church.
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but why does it become less itchy when I am at home or alone? only in public it gets very itchy. I think my anus wants to embarrass me or something.
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lol I have been tempted lots of times to fart in church. just didn't have the guts. If i do so it will echo loudly and everyone will know its me.Originally posted by HENG@:try farting in church. if god doesn't strike u down, it's a sign that maybe u can scratch your butt in church. -
then u shld see a shrink specialising in public anal itchiness anxiety
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got contact details?? lolOriginally posted by poon cho tang:then u shld see a shrink specialising in public anal itchiness anxiety
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You might want to put calamine lotion down there...
If you do, be careful when you bend over. You don't want small children to say, "Look, a snowy volcano!" -
roflol!!!!!!Originally posted by Kuali Baba:You might want to put calamine lotion down there...
If you do, be careful when you bend over. You don't want small children to say, "Look, a snowy volcano!" -
unfortunately there r none in maltaOriginally posted by EvilDead:got contact details?? lol -
Pinworm Infection (Enterobiasis)
A pinworm is the most common roundworm parasite in temperate climates – even in areas with high levels of sanitation. In the United States, it is the most common of all parasitic roundworm infections, affecting up to one-third of the country's children. Because pinworm infection is spread mainly by children, it is found most often in family groups, day-care centers, schools, and camps.
Pinworms are small, threadlike roundworms found primarily in the colon and rectum. The life cycle of the pinworm – egg, larva, and mature worm – takes place inside the human body and requires from three to six weeks to complete.
How do pinworms get into the body?
Pinworms enter the body when eggs are swallowed. The female pinworm expels thousands of eggs into the environment. Because the eggs are moist and a bit resistant to drying, they may be able to infect someone for several days after being distributed in dust. They can cling to the fingers of children.
Exposure to infective eggs may occur when the person who is infected scratches the contaminated area (the area around the anus where the female worm deposits her eggs) and then transfers the eggs to the fingertips and from there to the mouth. The eggs may be scattered into the air from bed linen and clothing, and can cling to doorknobs, furniture, tubs and faucets, and even food. Although a person may have no symptoms over a long period, episodes of infection may return repeatedly.
Folklore is filled with fantastic descriptions of symptoms and abnormal behavior blamed on pinworm infection. Actually, the symptoms are usually mild and vague. Movement of egg-laden female worms from the anus will often produce itching of the anus or vagina that, in some cases, may become very intense and even interfere with sleep. -
lol I am not in Malta. I am in England. A few train stops from Heng@
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wonders mt fuji belongs to whose itchy butt?Originally posted by EvilDead:roflol!!!!!! -
Moral of the story: Wash your hands with soap before you eat!
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damn I shouldn't have started this topic. Now everyone is laughing at me lol.
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LET LOOSE MAN, LET LOOSE!!!Originally posted by EvilDead:damn I shouldn't have started this topic. Now everyone is laughing at me lol. -
To the tune of La Donna E Mobile from Rigoletto
Fats has an itchy arse, he needs calamol
It makes his hole white, whiter than MJ... -
I cant quite relate, never had that kind of problem.dont go to church either
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lol I am surprised to see krissu in these kind of topics
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I'm sure that Cuddles knows a thing or two about men's anuses.
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maybe outside hotter your asscrack got lots of sweat.Originally posted by EvilDead:
ok, why is it whenever I am out of my house, like in the shops or in church or especially somewhere public my butthole becomes very itchy? when I am indoors at home , it becomes less itchy. Its so embarrassing especially when it starts to get very itchy in church! I can't exactly scratch it , people will give me dirty looks and God will most likely hit me with a bolt of lightning "thou shalt not scratchth thy hairy buttholeth in thy church!!!!! "
yes i know stupid topic but i am bored -
Moral of the story2: U've eaten some worm from another person's arseOriginally posted by Kuali Baba:Moral of the story: Wash your hands with soap before you eat!
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*Points and laughs @ Fats*Originally posted by LuNAtIcfArKeR:Moral of the story2: U've eaten some worm from another person's arse