Insults
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A helpful list of spiteful insults, parodies and chants
If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Cuddles tomorrow
And shît on the bastard below, below
Shît on the bastard below... -
To the tune of 'Go West':
You're shît and you know you are,
You're shît and you know you are...
To the tune of 'Clementine':
Who's the wanker, who's the wanker,
Who's the wanker over there? -
To the tune of 'You Are My Sunshine':
You are a weegie
A smelly weegie
You're only happy on giro day
Your mum's a stealer
Your dad's a dealer
Please don't take my hubcaps away
(Weegie = Glasweigian)
To the tune of 'Guantanamera':
Score in Geylang
You couldn't score in Geylang... -
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To the theme of 'The Addams Family':
Your mother is your sister
Your father is your brother
You like to shag each other -
It's Cuddles' family!
To the tune of 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life':
Always looks like a twat - that's Donald Trump
Dee-dum, dee-dum-dee-dum-dee-dum. -
He's here, he's there
He spamming knows no end
It's SuayKia, it's SuayKia... -
Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
how can sister and brother be mother and father ah?
[b]To the theme of 'The Addams Family':
Your mother is your sister
Your father is your brother
You like to shag each other -
It's Cuddles' family! -
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Kuali Baba:To the theme of 'The Addams Family':
Your mother is your sister
Your father is your brother
You like to shag each other -
It's Cuddles' family!
To the tune of 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life':
Always looks like a twat - that's Donald Trump
Dee-dum, dee-dum-dee-dum-dee-dum. -
From the mouth of Gordon Strachan:
(On Eric Cantona) If a Frenchman goes on about seagulls, trawlers and sardines, he's called a philosopher. I'd just be called a short Scottish bum talking crap.
(Reporter: Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?) If I was English I'd top myself! -
Mmm......Sardines
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reminds me of the insult:
"if i were , i'd kill myself immediately" -
On Cuddles:
He has the brain-power of an iron filing.
We once told him that his IQ is lower than the number of eyes he has and he asked, "What's an IQ?"
He can start a fight with his own reflection.
He doesn't have many friends but it's okay - he needs only 6 men to carry his coffin.
A woman who tells the tabloids "I looked down at my tîts and there was Cuddles" would be laughed at. -
Try these if you dare...and be prepared to run like hell!
Outside a girls' school you hate, at dismissal time:
Who let the dogs out?!
Who? Who? Who? Who?
In France:
Who let the frogs out?!
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lmao brilliant!!!!!Originally posted by Kuali Baba:On Cuddles:
He has the brain-power of an iron filing.
We once told him that his IQ is lower than the number of eyes he has and he asked, "What's an IQ?"
He can start a fight with his own reflection.
He doesn't have many friends but it's okay - he needs only 6 men to carry his coffin.
A woman who tells the tabloids "I looked down at my tîts and there was Cuddles" would be laughed at. -
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What does IQ stand for? Intelligent Quiz?
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Intelligence QuotientOriginally posted by ssomeone:What does IQ stand for? Intelligent Quiz? -
idiotic Quotes
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lol
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Headlines when Cuddles makes the news
The Great Unmentionable
Don't Mention The Whöre! (Echoing Basil Fawlty's 'Don't mention the war!')
Bloody Hell!
Cuddles 0 Humankind 1 (Cuddles o.g.)