Diary of a banana
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Dear Diary:
Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothing ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothing to do but frown
Rainy Days and Mondays always get me down.
Sincerely
Littlestream
p.s. You can really tell that I am bored.
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Dear Diary,
TGIF, so wat, just another boring day, hmmmm.... just another banana day. -
Dear LittlstreamOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary:
Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothing ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothing to do but frown
Rainy Days and Mondays always get me down.
Sincerely
Littlestream
p.s. You can really tell that I am bored.
It seems you were so bored, you took up drinking?
Yours, Diary -
Dear LinyuOriginally posted by LinYu:Dear Diary,
TGIF, so wat, just another boring day, hmmmm.... just another banana day.
Alcoholism is bad
Yours, Diary -
Dear diary,
what is it abt banana and alcohol? seems like everything ppl say has been linked to alcohol...
*shake head* -
Dear coolger03Originally posted by coolger03:Dear diary,
what is it abt banana and alcohol? seems like everything ppl say has been linked to alcohol...
*shake head*
What is wrong with you? Why everything I said you link to bananas?
Yours, Diary -
Dear Diary,Originally posted by laurence82:Dear coolger03
What is wrong with you? Why everything I said you link to bananas?
Yours, Diary
i dunno... just seems like bananas is the in thing here...
never yours,
coolger03 -
Dear coolger03Originally posted by coolger03:Dear Diary,
i dunno... just seems like bananas is the in thing here...
never yours,
coolger03
Bananas were never the in thing. You assume wrongly.
Ha ha ha!
Others, Diary -
Dear Diary,Originally posted by laurence82:Dear coolger03
Bananas were never the in thing. You assume wrongly.
Ha ha ha!
Others, Diary
then why is this thread call diary of the banana?
drat! i'm no banana!
forever young,
coolger03 -
Dear Diary,
It will be a sin not to eat bananas for bananas are meant to be eaten without alcohol. -
Dear coolger03Originally posted by coolger03:Dear Diary,
then why is this thread call diary of the banana?
drat! i'm no banana!
forever young,
coolger03
Good question. It was my diary till every ah gao ah mao come in and di siao me.
Ha ha ha!
Definitely not the king's, Diary -
i thot so too... din realise that there are so many banana's wannabe in the forum...Originally posted by laurence82:Dear coolger03
Good question. It was my diary till every ah gao ah mao come in and di siao me.
Ha ha ha!
Definitely not the king's, Diary
Note: me just kpoh here nia... me not banana... -
Dear LinYuOriginally posted by LinYu:Dear Diary,
It will be a sin not to eat bananas for bananas are meant to be eaten without alcohol.
Its like alcohol and durians. The only difference is that with bananas, you will never celebrate Mother's or Father's Day ever again.
Lovingly yours
Diary -
Dear coolger03Originally posted by coolger03:i thot so too... din realise that there are so many banana's wannabe in the forum...
Note: me just kpoh here nia... me not banana...
If you kena caught for littering, do you think you can tell Mr Policeman "Oops, I didnt know in Singapore cannot anyhow litter one?"
Tsk!
Mine
Diary -
hmm... if i act innocent... maybe mr policeman will let me go with a warning?Originally posted by laurence82:Dear coolger03
If you kena caught for littering, do you think you can tell Mr Policeman "Oops, I didnt know in Singapore cannot anyhow litter one?"
Tsk!
Mine
Diary -
Dear Diary:
I think I have had too many bananas.........I think I'm getting the runs. Okay, got to
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Dear coolger03Originally posted by coolger03:hmm... if i act innocent... maybe mr policeman will let me go with a warning?
This is Far Left, not Singapore. You will get away with a spanking.
Yours, Diary -
Dear diary,
World cup love to kick balls.
Woman love to suck balls.
Woman don't like men to watch balls but love to suck balls.
Isn't all the balls is the same?
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Dear Diary,
What makes 22 man runs after a ball, cry over balls. -
Dear Diary,
why can't females understand football ? or sports for that matter ? (aunty streamie likes ice hockey, but that's not a real sport, more like a gang-fight on ice, so there ) football is a beautiful game, and it's a male thing, it tickles our neanderthal brain-stems, and of course, there's much more to football than twenty two grown men chasing after a ball which, after they've caught it with their legs, they're generally inclined to kick it away anyways .... it's about the company, beers, the cheers, and of course, how can we forget, the bettings and the attendent adrenaline high that comes with risking our wallets ....
I read of someone casting aspersions on the beautiful game on the banana pages, if that person was an emasculate male, he would have been hung and quartered, but on account of her being a small ger, I elect to pat her head instead ....
*pats ....
sincerely,
footy fan -
Dear Diary:
I am sleepy. How?
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Dear LinyuOriginally posted by LinYu:Dear Diary,
What makes 22 man runs after a ball, cry over balls.
Guys like to kick arse. And if they cant do that, they'll kick balls.
Sincerely yours with no off-coloured jokes
Diary -
Dear FatumOriginally posted by Fatum:Dear Diary,
why can't females understand football ? or sports for that matter ? (aunty streamie likes ice hockey, but that's not a real sport, more like a gang-fight on ice, so there ) football is a beautiful game, and it's a male thing, it tickles our neanderthal brain-stems, and of course, there's much more to football than twenty two grown men chasing after a ball which, after they've caught it with their legs, they're generally inclined to kick it away anyways .... it's about the company, beers, the cheers, and of course, how can we forget, the bettings and the attendent adrenaline high that comes with risking our wallets ....
I read of someone casting aspersions on the beautiful game on the banana pages, if that person was an emasculate male, he would have been hung and quartered, but on account of her being a small ger, I elect to pat her head instead ....
*pats ....
sincerely,
footy fan
You neglected to ask...what balls?
Yours in Keep It Simple, Stupid
Diary -
Dear LittlestreamOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary:
I am sleepy. How?
Sincerely
Littlestream
Sleep is good. Go sleep.
Yours Alertly
Diary -
Dear Diary
I am quite scared. There are these bunch of people who think that I am a yellow banana. This is quite shocking as everyone who log in here I presume is either a human or a Martian. For two three years, these people imagine thousands of way to kill me or to cook me. I mean, what the hell, dont these people have a life? Why would anyone continually think of 1001 ways to punish a poor small yellow banana whom they think is me? I cry for all the bananas out there, and for all these nutcases logging in everyday doing such things. Is the end nigh?
Yours, in heartpain
Ah Lau