Diary of a banana
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Dear Diary:
Is the moon round, square or triangular tonight?
Sincerely
Littlestream -
*dials for legal counsel*Originally posted by littlestream:
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Originally posted by laurence82:*dials for legal counsel*
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Dear LittlestreamOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary:
Is the moon round, square or triangular tonight?
Sincerely
Littlestream
Its all three
Round symbolises cash or coins
Square represents credit cards
Traingular refers to the Temple Street of London, incidentally, its the Fleet Street of lawyers
The moon is sending a message. Do not forget to pay the bill
Yours sincerely, Diary -
*counsel sends a leter of legal demand*Originally posted by littlestream: -
Dear Diary:Originally posted by laurence82:Dear Littlestream
Its all three
Round symbolises cash or coins
Square represents credit cards
Traingular refers to the Temple Street of London, incidentally, its the Fleet Street of lawyers
The moon is sending a message. Do not forget to pay the bill
Yours sincerely, Diary
My engrish is not very good. I catch no balls what you wrote up there.
Since your service is not satisfaction guaranteed, do not expect a cheque in the mail.
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Dear Diary:
I found this on my desktop. What should I do with it?
Sincerely
Littlestream -
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Dear LittlestreamOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary:
My engrish is not very good. I catch no balls what you wrote up there.
Since your service is not satisfaction guaranteed, do not expect a cheque in the mail.
Sincerely
Littlestream
Satisfaction guaranteed is not a clause needed under the contract law, neither has it been stated in any part of our conversation. But there is evidence to show that you have consumed a service from us, and therefore, we will enforce our right to pursue legal proceedings against any customer who has chose not to pay the bills. We regret that you receive such inconveniences, and we hope you will pay up to avoid any delay in receiving services from us again
Have a nice day
Yours, seriously, Diary -
Dear LittlstreamOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary:
I found this on my desktop. What should I do with it?
Sincerely
Littlestream
Its been diagnosed you have been receiving stress from needing to pay the bills. We recommend you log off your internet, go out and smell the fresh cow dung.
Yours sincerely, Diary -
Dear Diary:
I am afraid that I may need to counter-sue.
Rumours have it that you have used my letters to practise your "letters responding skills". That being the case, I have no choice but to be your shifu and you, the tu di.
As I will be visiting Sg in the not too distant future, you may hold the funds in S$ till my arrival.
Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Dear DiaryOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary:
I am afraid that I may need to counter-sue.
Rumours have it that you have used my letters to practise your "letters responding skills". That being the case, I have no choice but to be your shifu and you, the tu di.
As I will be visiting Sg in the not too distant future, you may hold the funds in S$ till my arrival.
Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely
Littlestream
As you have stated, rumours. Period
Case closed. Bye bye!
Yours sincerely, Diary -
Dear Diary:Originally posted by laurence82:Dear Littlstream
Its been diagnosed you have been receiving stress from needing to pay the bills. We recommend you log off your internet, go out and smell the fresh cow dung.
Yours sincerely, Diary
Awww..........you moved me to tears. I am so touched by your concern.
Yes, I will take your suggestion to log off and be on my merry way home. Too bad, I am not near a farm otherwise cow dung will wake me up. Instead, I will get to smell wild flowers and dandillions.
You have a very good nite, Diary and a wonderful day ahead.
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Nite nite mc2 and a wonderful day ahead too.
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Nitey godma
*kiss godma goodbye* -
night night Onee san.Originally posted by littlestream:Nite nite mc2 and a wonderful day ahead too. -
Dear Diary,Originally posted by laurence82:15 May 2006
Dear Diary
You know those alarm system they installed at the entry/exit of all stores and libraries? That one that goes off annoyingly if you pass through it with stuff you had innocently forgotten to pay or a highly magnetised card in your wallet? I had just discovered a way to make the annoying sounds, less annoying. This is done by stepping in and out of the system rhythmically....you've got to have the rhythm...in and out..in and out..its like lusting for someone..or something..you know..and those rhythm make a nice musical. I did it once, and everyone was looking at me. Their face told me they are in awe and impressed by my alarm system musical. Of course, I had only a few seconds before the burly security guard came over and asked what the hell am i doing. Sheesh, uncultured swine...
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Omg, a highly magnetised card is not important. Highly magnetised or weakly megnetised is not important too.
We only need some copper track and silicon chips which is non-ferrous, meaning the RFID tag doesn't need to be magnetised. The unique electronic product code and/or ISBN is stored in respective items.
In the 2 transceiver, or rather you call them sensors, electromagnetic field is present. They detects signal instead of magnetic waves.
Permanent information can't be stored in magnetic devices as it will gradually lose it sensitivity due to Giant MagnetoResistance (GMR).
Anyway 404 should not be used, 403 should be used instead.
The counsil exist, therefore 404 (not found) is not valid.
403 - forbidden is valid.
Laurence, jk only....
Don't angry!! HAHAHA -
Dear Diary:
I'm reporting in for my daily dosage of intellectual stimulation.
What's on the plate today?
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Dear Dairy,
What shall we do with the bananas? banana split ice-cream? goreng pisang? banana cake? -
Dear LittlestreamOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary:
I'm reporting in for my daily dosage of intellectual stimulation.
What's on the plate today?
Sincerely
Littlestream
Fish is brainfood. We suggest you eat the liver of the pufferfish. Nutritious.
Yours sincerely
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dear linyuOriginally posted by LinYu:Dear Dairy,
What shall we do with the bananas? banana split ice-cream? goreng pisang? banana cake?
BANANA MILKSHAKE!!!!!
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Dear LinyuOriginally posted by LinYu:Dear Dairy,
What shall we do with the bananas? banana split ice-cream? goreng pisang? banana cake?
I am suggesting that you take the banana peels and throw them carelessly on the ground where people often walk.
Your sincerely
Diary (note: not dairy) -
Originally posted by laurence82:Dear Littlestream
Fish is brainfood. We suggest you eat the liver of the pufferfish. Nutritious.
Yours sincerely
Diary 
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Dear Diary,
how many people (mainly gals i mean) really used banana to musterbate?
It is too soft and have dirty layers.
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Only on rainy daysOriginally posted by MosPyramid:Dear Diary,
how many people (mainly gals i mean) really used banana to musterbate?
It is too soft and have dirty layers.
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