Diary of a banana
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godma, considering our age differences, if i can communicate with you, means i got a problemOriginally posted by littlestream:eh, ah lau.......seems we have communication prob leh.
kekekekekeke
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Diary Banana, oops, I mean Diary:
I just had lunch and am having the "after-lunch" syndrome, i.e. sleepy. Where can I sleep ah?
I used to have a cosy corner to rest my head but it is now being occupied by transfer boxes.
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Originally posted by laurence82:godma, considering our age differences, if i can communicate with you, means i got a problem
kekekekekeke
*runs away*
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Dear LittlestreamOriginally posted by littlestream:Diary Banana, oops, I mean Diary:
I just had lunch and am having the "after-lunch" syndrome, i.e. sleepy. Where can I sleep ah?
I used to have a cosy corner to rest my head but it is now being occupied by transfer boxes.
Sincerely
Littlestream
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Originally posted by littlestream:
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Originally posted by laurence82:Dear Littlestream
Your first five questions free offer is up. If you have enjoyed our services, do sign up for, for just $99.99 per month, you can communicate with no limits with our Dear Diary. Payment can be easily done through internet bank transfers, credit cards an enets! Click here for more information..... 
*applause*..........good one, ah lau!!! -
Hurry! Promotion ends on 12th June, 2006Originally posted by littlestream:
*applause*..........good one, ah lau!!!
First hundred subsribers stand a chance to win a $1000 voucher to a spa of their own choice! -
noooo one.Originally posted by littlestream:*puts on paparazzi hat*
who? who? who?
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Dear Diary:Originally posted by laurence82:Hurry! Promotion ends on 12th June, 2006
First hundred subsribers stand a chance to win a $1000 voucher to a spa of their own choice!
I received a flyer about some lame promotion ending Jun 12, 2006 and a chance to win a $1,000 voucher to a spa.
What are the odds of my winning this voucher? Should I subscribe?
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Dear LittlestreamOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary:
I received a flyer about some lame promotion ending Jun 12, 2006 and a chance to win a $1,000 voucher to a spa.
What are the odds of my winning this voucher? Should I subscribe?
Sincerely
Littlestream
the flyer that you received is actually by a con man who calls himself laurence82 aka banana which cons ladies (like yourself) into parting with their money so as to get the voucher, please go to your nearest police station and clarify the source -
Originally posted by StarPuppy:Dear Littlestream
the flyer that you received is actually by a con man who calls himself laurence82 aka banana which cons ladies (like yourself) into parting with their money so as to get the voucher, please go to your nearest police station and clarify the source -
Dear Diary:
I recently bought a hen. However, to my dismay, this hen does not lay eggs. I checked my invoice and notice that the warranty period is for a year.
Should I take the bird back to the farm to ask for an exchange or a refund?
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Dear LittlestreamOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary:
I recently bought a hen. However, to my dismay, this hen does not lay eggs. I checked my invoice and notice that the warranty period is for a year.
Should I take the bird back to the farm to ask for an exchange or a refund?
Sincerely
Littlestream
Did you check your user manual yet?
the answer could easily be found on page 8, para 2, point 11
"Giving it time to lay eggs, must wait at least three months" -
Dear DiaryOriginally posted by StarPuppy:Dear Littlestream
Did you check your user manual yet?
the answer could easily be found on page 8, para 2, point 11
"Giving it time to lay eggs, must wait at least three months"
On your suggestion, I checked the User Manual.
Page 8, para 2, point 11 stipulates "if all else fails, slaughter the bird and make yourself some nice ginseng chicken soup."
Sincerely
Littlestream -
Dear LittleStreamOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary
On your suggestion, I checked the User Manual.
Page 8, para 2, point 11 stipulates "if all else fails, slaughter the bird and make yourself some nice ginseng chicken soup."
Sincerely
Littlestream
what model is your chicken and the version code?
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Dear Diary:Originally posted by StarPuppy:Dear LittleStream
what model is your chicken and the version code?
Where should I look, on the chicken, for the model and version code?
Sincerely
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Dear LittleStreamOriginally posted by littlestream:Dear Diary:
Where should I look, on the chicken, for the model and version code?
Sincerely
Littlestream
please check your invoice for the model and version code -
Dear Diary:
You ARE late!!!!
The hen has flown away.
Grudgingly
Littlestream -
british accent of banana as per in Mr Bean is Baurn-nar-nah while our's is bur-nah-nah
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If hens can fly, ah lau will win toto
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Dear Diary:
My friend hor, *ahem* known as yellow banana.....went to a movie and then bo jio leh.
You think I should strike him off my list?
Sincerely
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Dear Littlestream
Yes please. It seems he is in Singapore and you are in Canada. Please strike him off the list so as to help him ease the burden of having a friend who is trying to be funny.
Yours in tearing hurry
Diary -
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That will be ten dollars and ninety nine cents. Would you like to pay by cash or cards?
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Originally posted by laurence82:That will be ten dollars and ninety nine cents. Would you like to pay by cash or cards?
