Diary of a banana

• littlestream

  2 Jun 06, 22:55

  Dear Diary:
  
  I bought a seedless watermelon but I think I got ripped off. How come seedless watermelon has seeds one? The seeds were white or do you call it creme colour.
  
  What should I do? What will happen when I consume the white seeds? Will I become a watermelon? Or will a watermelon tree emerge from me?
  
  Nervously yours
  Littlestream
  
  
• HENG@

  2 Jun 06, 22:55

  Originally posted by littlestream:

  Dear Diary:
  
  What part you don't understand or do you need new glasses?
  
  I requested for a white knight..........not some bananas!!!! And what do I do with a banana anyways????
  
  Sincerely
  Littlestream
  
  

  dear littlestream,
  
  would u settle for a princess in shining armour? a la english Mulan style?
  
  sincerely
  heng
• LazerLordz

  2 Jun 06, 22:56

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  mine.

  clones it.
• littlestream

  2 Jun 06, 22:56

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Ready for this?
  
  

  Cruel ah lau!!! How can you tempt me with this?????
  
  
• laurence82

  2 Jun 06, 22:56

  Dear Lazerlordz
  
  He says his CCTV caught him giving you hot pisang goreng. He is a liar. Tell him that in his face and challenge him to sue you.
  
  Sincerely, Diary
• littlestream

  2 Jun 06, 22:58

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  dear littlestream,
  
  would u settle for a princess in shining armour? a la english Mulan style?
  
  sincerely
  heng

  
  
  
• laurence82

  2 Jun 06, 23:00

  Dear Liitlestream
  
  It has come to my attention that you are eating a watermelon that is claimed to be seedless, but gives white seeds. Drop everything, and run with your watermelon to the nearest friendly local museum, or any museum which has mummies. Enbalm the watermelon.
  
  Reason? Watermelons usually has black seeds
  
  Diary
• HENG@

  2 Jun 06, 23:02

  Originally posted by littlestream:

  
  
  

  
• laurence82

  2 Jun 06, 23:02

  
• littlestream

  2 Jun 06, 23:03

  Dear Diary:
  
  It appears you are not very bright. Need me to get you a few new bulbs?
  
  Sincerely
  Littlestream
• littlestream

  2 Jun 06, 23:05

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  

  
  
  ah lau......you ARE killing me softly..............
• browniebaobao

  2 Jun 06, 23:06

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Urm for those who craves good banana milkshake, get those which uses fresh bananas
  
  IMM first floor got one shop selling bubble tea, can ask for fresh banana milkshake, shiok and nice
  
  but cost 2.50
  
  

  
  macdonald also selling.
  
  saw a girl ordering..
  
  i was like..
  
  banana milkshake?! Kill me, I wun drink that!
• udontknowme

  2 Jun 06, 23:07

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  

  
• laurence82

  2 Jun 06, 23:07

  I am only a diary.
  
  For decades, i have been the boon and bane of men, i have been honoured and reviled, from Anne Frank's diary to the diary of Adolf Hitler. I have listened to cheerful tiding for centuries, i have in horror read the twisted minds of psychotic perwerts, the ramblings and moaning of clingy depressed people.
  
  My heart is numb, my head is full, and myself is crushed
  
  
• browniebaobao

  2 Jun 06, 23:10

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Ready for this?
  
  

  banana s p l i t liao!!
• laurence82

  2 Jun 06, 23:11

  
• HENG@

  2 Jun 06, 23:15

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  I am only a diary.
  
  For decades, i have been the boon and bane of men, i have been honoured and reviled, from Anne Frank's diary to the diary of Adolf Hitler. I have listened to cheerful tiding for centuries, i have in horror read the twisted minds of psychotic perwerts, the ramblings and moaning of clingy depressed people.
  
  My heart is numb, my head is full, and myself is crushed
  
  

  the diary of adolf hitler was a hoax.
• browniebaobao

  2 Jun 06, 23:15

  not craving for ice cream now..
  
  btw bugis junction got one new counter selling jap ice cream. duno is it permanent or not.
  
  $4 for a cone. looks yum yum..
  
  gees... craving for chocolate exotic cake!
• udontknowme

  2 Jun 06, 23:16

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  

  where's the banana in this one??
• littlestream

  2 Jun 06, 23:16

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  

  
  
  awww..........ah LAU............you can't kill me with words, you kill me with pictures izzit?
  
  you.........little bridget jones diary, you...............
• laurence82

  2 Jun 06, 23:18

  Killing me softly with his words, killing me softly..with his song, tearing my whole life..
  
  Whenever i hear this song hor, like very cham like that
  
• littlestream

  2 Jun 06, 23:18

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  where's the banana in this one??

  gone to wu dang mountain to regain energy................
• udontknowme

  2 Jun 06, 23:19

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Killing me softly with his words, killing me softly..with his song, tearing my whole life..
  
  Whenever i hear this song hor, like very cham like that
  

  ahh...me likes that song...
  
  
• littlestream

  2 Jun 06, 23:19

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Killing me softly with his words, killing me softly..with his song, tearing my whole life..
  
  Whenever i hear this song hor, like very cham like that
  

  and that's what you ARE doing to me.............not with words though but with those sinful pictures.
  
  see lah, i went to get a piece of cake........filled with cream some more.
• joker105

  2 Jun 06, 23:23

  Dear Diary,
  i didnt noe banana can write diarys wan...
  
  sincerely
  joker