Leftie Vision (not an underwear related thread)

• LeftBallBigger

  17 Apr 06, 14:34

  
  when eating prata
  
  always check your shirt for curry stains
  
  nothing is worse than rock hard curry stains on yr shirt
  
  the stains will over time, ferment to form a inedible by-product
  
  which attracts birds... the birds will come and start to peck at yr shirt..
  
  which is not too bad..
  
  but!---->
  
  when the birds start dropping (remember the by-product is inedible)
  
  and land on yr head n spoil yr new $60 haircut, than u r realli screwed..
  
  (( ok? ))
  
  
• The man who was death

  17 Apr 06, 14:37

  always lick your fingers after u dip it in curry
• LeftBallBigger

  17 Apr 06, 14:39

  Originally posted by The man who was death:

  always lick your fingers after u dip it in curry

  always lick your fingers after u dip it in carrie...
  
  (( ok? )) (( ok! ))
  
  
• The man who was death

  17 Apr 06, 14:40

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  always lick your fingers after u dip it in carrie...
  
  (( ok? )) (( ok! ))
  
  

  carrie who??
  
  i prefer underwood
• LeftBallBigger

  17 Apr 06, 14:44

  Originally posted by The man who was death:

  carrie who??
  
  i prefer underwood

  
  
• LeftBallBigger

  17 Apr 06, 14:50

  
  
  if u work in a small office..
  
  always aim for the side of the toilet bowl when u take a leak
  
  otherwise!
  
  everybody seated near the loo will hear yr pee hitting the
  
  false ceramic toilet bowl... this will in turn distract them from
  
  their task at work, productivity will fall, national gdp will go down,
  
  more jobless, more crazy ppl on the internet typing nonsense..
  
  all becos... u didnt aim at the side of the toilet bowl...
  
  ((ok?))........ ((ok lah))
  
  
• laurence82

  23 Apr 06, 05:35

  If you dont renew your sgforums p membership, people will follow suit
  
  then they will initiate lawsuits against sgforums
  
  and the courtiers will thought its good to watch initial d
  
  then the courtiers will rise up against the king
  
  who will then throw the risen yeast to the microwave oven
  
  and use the microwave to detect enemy planes
  
  
• LeftBallBigger

  12 May 06, 11:08

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  If you dont renew your sgforums p membership, people will follow suit
  
  then they will initiate lawsuits against sgforums
  
  and the courtiers will thought its good to watch initial d
  
  then the courtiers will rise up against the king
  
  who will then throw the risen yeast to the microwave oven
  
  and use the microwave to detect enemy planes
  
  

  microwave can onli detect enemy planes when it's set on 'high' for 5 min
  
  
• LeftBallBigger

  12 May 06, 11:10

  
  
  close yr eyes..
  
  it will be allright..
  
  all will be allright...
  
  hum softy...~Hoooooo ~Hoooooo ~Hoooooooo
  
  increase the intensity of the humming.....
  
  ~HOOOOo ~HOOOOO ~HOOOOO
  
  do this for 3 hours..u will be at peace with the world..
  
  
• laurence82

  15 May 06, 03:22

  i got intensely bad backache
  
  suing u for three pieces of Morton steaks