What is The Far Left
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Is it for left-handed people?Left-hand drive cars?
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We try to achieve salvation thru three means
- The Three Moral Acts - sex, booze and money
- Have faith in the Flying Wanton
- Destroy an entity called Daninsdead101times
All these summarise the mission of our organisation
PS: All these are not true and we at Far Left believe LL should be banned for not reading forum title description
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Ah Lau should place a FAQ at the entrance to the Booze JointOriginally posted by laurence82:We try to achieve salvation thru three means
- The Three Moral Acts - sex, booze and money
- Have faith in the Flying Wanton
- Destroy an entity called Daninsdead101times
All these summarise the mission of our organisation
PS: All these are not true and we at Far Left believe LL should be banned for not reading forum title description 
con poor newbies -
ban the evil banana
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Sorry, we may indulge in sexual acts, but you will be assured we do not enjoy sexual pleasures derived from conning noobsOriginally posted by LazerLordz:Ah Lau should place a FAQ at the entrance to the Booze Joint
con poor newbies
Acts of such violence, including sticking up wooden poles up newbies arse, are only enjoyed by Hello Kitty, who is currently unavailable at this moment. Please call back later. -
How much do you charge to shaft those monkeys who throw 3000 points in bidding?Originally posted by laurence82:Sorry, we may indulge in sexual acts, but you will be assured we do not enjoy sexual pleasures derived from conning noobs
Acts of such violence, including sticking up wooden poles up newbies arse, are only enjoyed by Hello Kitty, who is currently unavailable at this moment. Please call back later. -
I bidded 4000 points for a module... thanks cors for thatOriginally posted by LazerLordz:How much do you charge to shaft those monkeys who throw 3000 points in bidding? -
350 Megawatts my dear LLOriginally posted by LazerLordz:How much do you charge to shaft those monkeys who throw 3000 points in bidding? -
send them to hell and beyond please.Originally posted by laurence82:350 Megawatts my dear LL
*gives Lau a set of keys to three Ferraris*
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Dear LL, i cannot judge, only the Flying Wanton can do soOriginally posted by LazerLordz:send them to hell and beyond please.
*gives Lau a set of keys to three Ferraris*
Meanwhile, be a good boy and clean up your room -
how do I summon the Great Dumpling?Originally posted by laurence82:Dear LL, i cannot judge, only the Flying Wanton can do so
Meanwhile, be a good boy and clean up your room -
This is an extreme ritual to invoke the Great Spirit Great Dumpling, and i would not advise any novice to tryOriginally posted by LazerLordz:how do I summon the Great Dumpling?
First day
mass orgy of 300 men and women
must have one of these as the theme - Horse, Dog or Dragon
Second day
10 drinks of each cocktail known to the world, at the same type one pint of every known beer
Must have one of these as the theme - Hospital, Mortuary, Arlington
Third day
Rob any bank of your choice, but must have $1000 USD worth of every currency in the world
Must have one of these as the themes - pek kim, copper coins, and buried treasure hunter
This is only the first of three parts of the ritual -
Originally posted by laurence82:This is an extreme ritual to invoke the Great Spirit Great Dumpling, and i would not advise any novice to try
First day
mass orgy of 300 men and women
must have one of these as the theme - Horse, Dog or Dragon
Second day
10 drinks of each cocktail known to the world, at the same type one pint of every known beer
Must have one of these as the theme - Hospital, Mortuary, Arlington
Third day
Rob any bank of your choice, but must have $1000 USD worth of every currency in the world
Must have one of these as the themes - pek kim, copper coins, and buried treasure hunter
This is only the first of three parts of the ritual Ever thinking of writing a fantasy novel? -
The world a matrixOriginally posted by LazerLordz: Ever thinking of writing a fantasy novel?
I do not dwell in fantasy, nor will attempt to do so
I only believe, somehow when i achieve far left salvation, fiona xie is my gf and cecilia cheung is my concubine -
evolved, you shalt be.Originally posted by laurence82:The world a matrix
I do not dwell in fantasy, nor will attempt to do so
I only believe, somehow when i achieve far left salvation, fiona xie is my gf and cecilia cheung is my concubine -
Blurry picture of the Great Guo Tie, captured on digicam by a drunk Leftie monk
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Edible meh?Originally posted by laurence82:Blurry picture of the Great Guo Tie, captured on digicam by a drunk Leftie monk
Won't he attract lightsabers? -
Its urban legend that the Great Guo Tie should be eatenOriginally posted by LazerLordz:Edible meh?
Won't he attract lightsabers?
Just like the legend that one couple brought their dog to a Chinese restaurant, asked their dog to be fed, only to have the chef serve them Chow Mein ala Mike -
phooey...stinks of banana here
whoops...laurence is here
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welcome to Singapore.Originally posted by alexkusu:phooey...stinks of banana here
whoops...laurence is here -
/looks around cautiouslyOriginally posted by LazerLordz:welcome to Singapore.
Humid weather u have in sg -
yep.It was raining a few days already..comes and goes.Originally posted by alexkusu:/looks around cautiously
Humid weather u have in sg
Which part of SG are you in?North South East West? -
sees bait
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alex busy squeezing cows udder lar
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i thot alex was a sheep shagger..Originally posted by laurence82:alex busy squeezing cows udder lar