Fantastics words and how u use them.....

• laurence82

  22 Nov 05, 12:23

  School player
  
  I am a school player, i play in school
  
  Clubbing
  
  I go clubbing every Friday nights, by Saturday 3am, I clubbed 30 people to death
  
  
• dragg

  22 Nov 05, 12:24

  i am a runner. i run people down.
  
  
• LeftBallBigger

  22 Nov 05, 20:54

  i am an aiskirim lover
  
  other ppl give me aiskirim
  
  
• InnoHippo

  22 Nov 05, 20:57

  if u get ur boss fired up ........
  
  u might get fired
• LeftBallBigger

  22 Nov 05, 23:05

  In the beginning was the plan,
  and then came the assumptions.
  And the assumptions were without form,
  and the plan was completely without substance.
  And darkness was upon the faces of the workers,
  and they spoke amongst themselves, saying,
  "It is a crock of sh|t, and it stinketh."
  And the workers went unto their supervisors, and sayeth,
  "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."
  And the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto them,
  "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong,
  such that none may abide it."
  And the managers went unto their directors and sayeth,
  "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
  And the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
  "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
  And the directors went unto the vice presidents and sayeth unto them,
  "It promotes growth and it is very powerful."
  And the vice presidents went unto the president and sayeth unto him,
  "This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
  of this company, and these areas in particular."
  And the president looked upon the plan,
  and saw that it was good, and the plan became policy.
• laurence82

  23 Nov 05, 10:46

  
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  23 Nov 05, 11:01

  
• shinta

  23 Nov 05, 11:07

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  In the beginning was the plan,
  and then came the assumptions.
  And the assumptions were without form,
  and the plan was completely without substance.
  And darkness was upon the faces of the workers,
  and they spoke amongst themselves, saying,
  "It is a crock of sh|t, and it stinketh."
  And the workers went unto their supervisors, and sayeth,
  "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."
  And the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto them,
  "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong,
  such that none may abide it."
  And the managers went unto their directors and sayeth,
  "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
  And the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
  "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
  And the directors went unto the vice presidents and sayeth unto them,
  "It promotes growth and it is very powerful."
  And the vice presidents went unto the president and sayeth unto him,
  "This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
  of this company, and these areas in particular."
  And the president looked upon the plan,
  and saw that it was good, and the plan became policy.

  *dies from laffing*
• Wanda

  23 Nov 05, 16:03

  Just remembered:
  
  I'm not into handbags. I'm not a 'bag lady'.
  
  The restaurant didn't serve crabs. Luckily, I'm not a crabby person.
• laurence82

  24 Nov 05, 02:15

  snitey peeps
  
  
• Quinsy

  24 Nov 05, 02:24

  I'm not an adventurous person. I don't Venture in Ads.