Politically correct...tips for the men...
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How to be politically correct with women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.
She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE -
Originally posted by laurence82:
chemically got problem
[b]How to be politically correct with women
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
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spike the drink
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evil bananaOriginally posted by laurence82:spike the drink
use charm, use tender words..
if dat fails.. yep agree..spike her drink n blame
it on her chemical problem -
and physical and hormonal imbalance...Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:evil banana
use charm, use tender words..
if dat fails.. yep agree..spike her drink n blame
it on her chemical problem -
left t|t bigger on thursdays premens syndromOriginally posted by laurence82:and physical and hormonal imbalance...
there is no cure..d aliens told me -
rightballsmaller how?Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:left t|t bigger on thursdays premens syndrom
there is no cure..d aliens told me -
will live to a ripe old ageOriginally posted by laurence82:rightballsmaller how?
the aliens told me -
howcum so lg no c rbs? wat d aliens do to rbs?Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:will live to a ripe old age
the aliens told me -
funny..
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wat abt A cuppers ? say wat ah ?
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She's Mammarily Challenged ....Originally posted by chunyong:wat abt A cuppers ? say wat ah ? -
tee heeOriginally posted by Fatum:She's Mammarily Challenged .... -
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used to make soup..Originally posted by BabyLover:howcum so lg no c rbs? wat d aliens do to rbs?
d aliens told me -
w00t~ life is short, just say it
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w00t~ life is shortOriginally posted by poon cho tang:w00t~ life is short, just say it -
life is short
but i aint going to shorten it further by telling women
"Your punane is no good, not fresh" -
where the hell did you get this from?!
where're the tips for the women version???!!!
good stuff! keep up the good work!