Creative Juice Part 1

• laurence82

  25 Oct 05, 13:49

  Why did the chicken cross the playground?
• LeftBallBigger

  25 Oct 05, 13:54

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Why did the chicken cross the playground?

  becos there were single female cheekens
  with short skirts swinging on the swings
  
  issit?
  
  
  
• poon cho tang

  25 Oct 05, 13:56

  to get to the wanton on the other side
• LeftBallBigger

  25 Oct 05, 14:01

  Originally posted by poon cho tang:

  to get to the wanton on the other side

  
  
• choco B

  25 Oct 05, 14:03

  chicken + roll in sandbox = breaded chicken cutlet
• laurence82

  25 Oct 05, 14:07

  Originally posted by choco B:

  chicken + roll in sandbox = breaded chicken cutlet

  
  
  u want, i go prepare for u...kekeke
• LeftBallBigger

  25 Oct 05, 14:09

  6 hours after passing the playground:
  
  
• Wanda

  25 Oct 05, 14:29

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  6 hours after passing the playground:
  
  

  That's a duck, okie?
• LeftBallBigger

  25 Oct 05, 14:32

  Originally posted by Wanda:

  That's a duck, okie?

  on passing the playground..
  an overhead ufo emmited a cosmic green
  life-form altering beam that changed the
  cheeken into a duck
  
  
  
• laurence82

  25 Oct 05, 14:33

  Ducks are handsome
  Chicken are cho
  But i eat pork
  Twice daily
• Wanda

  25 Oct 05, 14:37

  What do you call a deer with no eyes?
• laurence82

  25 Oct 05, 14:37

  no eye deer
• LeftBallBigger

  25 Oct 05, 14:38

  Originally posted by Wanda:

  What do you call a deer with no eyes?

  ninja deer
  
  
• choco B

  25 Oct 05, 14:41

  @__@
  Chicken curry and bananas?
  
  

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  
  
  u want, i go prepare for u...kekeke

• LeftBallBigger

  25 Oct 05, 14:47

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Ducks are handsome
  Chicken are cho
  But i eat pork
  Twice daily

  A pig is exactly where they want to be. It's what's humans are striving for... to be pigs. And they don't realize it. That's what humans-- I mean, it's funny that they pull all these things in to make themselves happy but it makes them unhappy.
  
  Because all those things that they pull in... all these-- the more you grab in, it's like the more you lose-- the more you have at stake to lose. You know, every possession is yet another possession that you may lose.
  
  And a pig having none and just being happy... laying in the mud. And a pig shits, eats when it's hungry, and it has sex when it's horny, and it sleeps when it's tired. And it pays no bills
  
  zen pig talk
• LeftBallBigger

  25 Oct 05, 15:05

  bacon baby...bacon..
  
  
• Wanda

  26 Oct 05, 09:18

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  no eye deer

  = no idea
• laurence82

  26 Oct 05, 09:23

  why did the chicken cross the playground? why?/?
• The man who was death

  26 Oct 05, 10:03

  To escape being caught and tested for influenza
• BÃ¥seline

  26 Oct 05, 10:36

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  why did the chicken cross the playground? why?/?

  Er... there were 7 chickens at the playground and they need a 8 (EGG) to play a game there???
• BabyLover

  26 Oct 05, 22:14

  to get to the other slide lor...
• LeftBallBigger

  27 Oct 05, 23:50

  Originally posted by BabyLover:

  to get to the other slide lor...

  
  
  er...
  
  ahmmmm..
  
  u tink wat? water fantasy world cheeken ar?
  
  
• thinkdifferent

  27 Oct 05, 23:54

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Why did the chicken cross the playground?

  To spread the bird flu among the kids.
• BabyLover

  28 Oct 05, 00:07

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  
  
  er...
  
  ahmmmm..
  
  u tink wat? water fantasy world cheeken ar?
  
  

  really... beeleeb mi..mi no bruff u onez...
• kops21

  29 Oct 05, 23:56

  chicken and egg thingi again har