List of rules that guys wished women knew...
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship. "
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18. Share the bathroom
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
32. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do.
anything to add?
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No, u're not always right. Nobody can ever be always right.
taken from my mother.. she loves to say i'm always right u're always wrong -
Haha... interesting rulez!!! Add u 1...
Dun say LET US combine an account when the money oly come from my account and ur job is to swipe the card...
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it's hard to aim zun when it's hard
it's usually hard in the morning -
Come on lor, to guys, as long as it's boobs, they will look wan.Originally posted by BabyLover:32. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 
34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. -
no leh, saggy boobs who wan to see??Originally posted by browniebaobao:
Come on lor, to guys, as long as it's boobs, they will look wan. -
ah pek lor.Originally posted by The man who was death:no leh, saggy boobs who wan to see?? -
funnie lor... esp garf said one
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who wearing wonder bra...
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jue shi hao bra...
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ya man what about the immortal tale about your money is my money and my money is not yours..
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too true too true.....Originally posted by stellazio:ya man what about the immortal tale about your money is my money and my money is not yours..
no women no cry..
no women, citibank die...... -
Aiyah, talking abt boobs...
We guys will 1st look at it...
Then goes her body.. -
so when u 1st mit a gal.. u will 1st look at her boobs.. not her face? sick sick sick!!Originally posted by sbst275:Aiyah, talking abt boobs...
We guys will 1st look at it...
Then goes her body.. -
u mean u duno ma?Originally posted by BabyLover:so when u 1st mit a gal.. u will 1st look at her boobs.. not her face? sick sick sick!! -
I look at leg first
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not for sbstOriginally posted by browniebaobao:u mean u duno ma? -
Aiyo, man's natureOriginally posted by BabyLover:so when u 1st mit a gal.. u will 1st look at her boobs.. not her face? sick sick sick!!
Anyway, seriously, character talks more than looks -
kicks BBLOriginally posted by BabyLover:not for sbst 
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aiya all men are like that.Originally posted by BabyLover:not for sbst -
i'm not like that and i'm not gayOriginally posted by browniebaobao:aiya all men are like that. -
i dont get it by no 2......cos my hair all along is so damn bloody short.....
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mi no like guys who oways tong shou tong jiao! arbish!!Originally posted by sbst275:kicks BBL -
Ouch!Originally posted by BabyLover:mi no like guys who oways tong shou tong jiao! arbish!!
bu yao re wo -
aiya mi dun mean his good leh..Originally posted by browniebaobao:aiya all men are like that.
gu yi de