What kind of FARTER are You?
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SHY FARTERS
Those who let out silent farts.
STRATEGIC FARTERS
Those who fart and cough at the same time.
MISERABLE FARTERS
Those who cannot fart.
DISSAPOINTED FARTERS
Those whose farts do not emit odor.
DISHONEST FARTERS
Those who fart and blame the dog.
MEAN FARTERS
Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse.
VAIN FARTERS
Those who love the smell of their own farts.
AMIABLE FARTERS
Those who love the smell of others farts.
ACUTE FARTERS
Those whose fart smell indicates their recent diet.
CONFIDENT FARTERS
Those who let out really loud farts.
SCIENTIFIC FARTERS
Those who bottle up their own farts.
NERVOUS FARTERS
Those who stop in mid fart.
HONEST FARTERS
Those who confess to their own farts.
FOOLISH FARTERS
Those who keep their farts inside.
UNFORTUNATE FARTERS
Those who start to fart but poop instead.
INSECURE FARTERS
Those who compare their fart quality to others.
JEALOUS FARTERS
Those who claim the fart of others.
PROMPT FARTERS
Those who always have a fart ready.
THE FARTERS FARTER
Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles.
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whats the diff...all of them equally stink
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i think i qualify for all cat
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xcept theOriginally posted by StarPuppy:whats the diff...all of them equally stink
miserable, dissapointed, scientific farters -
the proOriginally posted by kops21:i think i qualify for all cat -
Yea i'm a jack in this trade..
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I am the type.
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why silent one is deadly, while loud ones are usually not?
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why silent one is deadly, while loud ones are usually not?
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do girls fart?
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everyone farts.. even animalsOriginally posted by Matthew Lim Li Hao:do girls fart? -
What is a fart and why does it smell?
Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?
Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?
This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart.
A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.
The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.
A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.
The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.
Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!! -
do lefties fart?