Old Man Needs Help....
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CHONGQING, July 17 (Xinhuanet) -- , Shenzhou VI will carry 40 grams of pig sperms to the outer space. The sperms will come from two carefully chosen Rongchang pigs, according to a CAAHS official.
Named after Rongchang County of Chongqing, Rongchang pig is outstanding in terms of figure and quality. Its pork is well received both at home and abroad.
In October, part of the chosen sperms will be put inside the biological capsule of Shenzhen VI and the other part will be put outside. It is believed that under the microgravity and cosmic rays of the outer space, genes of the sperms stored in different manners will be changed in different ways.
After staying for 4 to 5 days in the outer space, the pig sperms will be put together with pig eggs in test tubes on the earth. What kind of changes will occur in the figure and quality of the test-tube pigs? The experiment results will likely come outin two years, according to breeders.
Wang Jinyong, head of the CAAHS breeding center, said that his academy has invested more than two million yuan (240,963 US dollars) in related researches and equipment for the upcoming tests.
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erm u mean the sperm and egg need 2 yr to come out with a piglet?
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i need help...bbl help me
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dunnoOriginally posted by m)phosis:erm u mean the sperm and egg need 2 yr to come out with a piglet?
mabee space pig sperm dont move
so fast..mabee thye slowly float..
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Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:dunno
mabee space pig sperm dont move
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use a rubberbandOriginally posted by kops21:i need help...bbl help me 
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ouchhOriginally posted by BabyLover:use a rubberband -
how does a rubberband open a jarOriginally posted by BabyLover:use a rubberband 
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u ouch wat laOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger:ouchh -
u mean u duno?Originally posted by kops21:how does a rubberband open a jar
normally too tight can try put a rubberband ard the cover den open lor..
so lbb... wat were u tinking hurhur -
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i thought lady thigh is a very powerful tool that can be use to open stubborn jarOriginally posted by BabyLover:u mean u duno?
normally too tight can try put a rubberband ard the cover den open lor..
so lbb... wat were u tinking hurhur 
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ur sweetie does tat?Originally posted by kops21:i thought lady thigh is a very powerful tool that can be use to open stubborn jar 
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BBL leg strong can do that mah....Originally posted by BabyLover:ur sweetie does tat? -
waahaahaOriginally posted by F Bunta:An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge."
"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account."
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account."
"If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each."
"However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you try again."
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x2Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:waahaaha
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very good story......
BBL, so can open the flood gate leow hor....