Advice on Men
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Early to Bed and early to rise means
it's time to meet more Guys!
Don't wear your glasses on a Blind Date.
You will look better and he will too.
The Ring Rule:
A watched telephone never rings.
Don't imagine you can change a man
- unless he is in Diapers.
If he asks what sort of books your interested in.
Tell him Checkbooks.
Best way to get a man do something
- suggest they are too old for it.
If you want a committed man
- look in a mental hospital. -
hahhaa funny.... esp the part if u wan a man to do something suggest they are too old for it.. ya true i think that will boost their ego to do it..
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Originally posted by BabyLover:Early to Bed and early to rise means
it's time to meet more Guys!
Don't wear your glasses on a Blind Date.
You will look better and he will too.
The Ring Rule:
A watched telephone never rings.
Don't imagine you can change a man
- unless he is in Diapers.
If he asks what sort of books your interested in.
Tell him Checkbooks.
Best way to get a man do something
- suggest they are too old for it.
If you want a committed man
- look in a mental hospital.
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wha lao the last line about a commited man look into a mental hospital damn insulting sia..
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next tink BBL going to ask all d gers to
burn their bra
burn yr bra!
equality!
women rulz! -
y all so sad like machiam hit a naill..Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:next tink BBL going to ask all d gers to
burn their bra
burn yr bra!
equality!
women rulz!
u wish lor..
equality meaning guys wear dem too...
dun hv use as headgear den
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bbl speaking from personal experience har? -
i try before but the strap too itchyOriginally posted by BabyLover:y all so sad like machiam hit a naill..
u wish lor..
equality meaning guys wear dem too...
dun hv use as headgear den
n d cups flop down like dead fish -
no bra, no panties, no more shopping with mum poring over which white lacy ones to buy!
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go strapless lah...Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:i try before but the strap too itchy
n d cups flop down like dead fish
nxtime get a starters one -
n laulau is sad...Originally posted by laurence82:no bra, no panties, no more shopping with mum poring over which white lacy ones to buy! -
ello, no more shopping with mom leh, sure happy oneOriginally posted by BabyLover:n laulau is sad...
walau, sometimes i peifu women stamina in shopping
one bunch of gals in my class go thailand, shop for 6 or 9 hrs straight
horror sia..... -
i'm not a beedees kind of guyOriginally posted by BabyLover:go strapless lah...
nxtime get a starters one -
I dun agree with ur last point.
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What is the similarity between a charming, handsome, kind, rich, generous, yada yada dream guy....and Osama bin Laden?
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They both cannot be found. -
Me is the former oneOriginally posted by laurence82:What is the similarity between a charming, handsome, kind, rich, generous, yada yada dream guy....and Osama bin Laden?
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They both cannot be found. -
BabyLover... nice signature you've got there.
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but i like ladies wearing glasses...Originally posted by BabyLover:Don't wear your glasses on a Blind Date.
You will look better and he will too. -
how about uniformOriginally posted by the Bear:but i like ladies wearing glasses... -
not into that fetish
Originally posted by kops21:how about uniform -
thanksOriginally posted by vIn.Warrior:BabyLover... nice signature you've got there.
haha.
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d studious kinda look? den more gals no nid to spend $ on contactsOriginally posted by the Bear:but i like ladies wearing glasses... -
Originally posted by the Bear:not into that fetish
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well.. uhh...
something which is hard to explainOriginally posted by BabyLover:d studious kinda look? den more gals no nid to spend $ on contacts