Pull on The Monster n Milk Come Out?
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juz wondering while I'm sitting here pretending to work
while waiting for lunchtime...
how did the 1st guy know how to milk d cows?
i mean..how did he know that if he pulled on the monster nipple
drinkable cow milk will come out?
really....I should stop thinking like Enstein...
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cows din hv monster nipples then
they were domesticated by dumb humans b4 these dumb humans found their use n cultivated thier nipples -
cos crocodiles were not around then yet for them to pull, else now u will be drinking crocodile milk
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Originally posted by poon cho tang:cows din hv monster nipples then
they were domesticated by dumb humans b4 these dumb humans found their use n cultivated thier nipples
cows din hv monster nipples then? then wat did they hv?
tiny pink nipples?
u mean they just had d cows hanging around d living room
and 1 day some smart ass tot, hey..lets cultivate these here
nipples..they look nice.. -
u see har, for all organic things on earth, things come naturally for them
for example, ************ come naturally for many people
since young, many people instinctively ***** out their **** and pull on their *****
after then ,they do it very often, as often as three times day...
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then they started the world's 1st nipple farmOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger:
cows din hv monster nipples then? then wat did they hv?
tiny pink nipples?
u mean they just had d cows hanging around d living room
and 1 day some smart ass tot, hey..lets cultivate these here
nipples..they look nice.. -
a croco's nipples are tough n leathery like a 100 year old women's laOriginally posted by sgboy2004:cos crocodiles were not around then yet for them to pull, else now u will be drinking crocodile milk
so nobody want to go near.. -
do crocos hv nipples in the 1st place?Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:a croco's nipples are tough n leathery like a 100 year old women's la
so nobody want to go near..
they r reptiles...hv u seen a dinosaur breastfeed? -
sorry Mom, instinct told me to u pull on 'this'Originally posted by laurence82:u see har, for all organic things on earth, things come naturally for them
for example, ************ come naturally for many people
since young, many people instinctively ***** out their **** and pull on their *****
after then ,they do it very often, as often as three times day...
that damn instinct also told me to do it 3 times a day.. -
not lately but last week I had an out of bodyOriginally posted by poon cho tang:do crocos hv nipples in the 1st place?
they r reptiles...hv u seen a dinosaur breastfeed?
experience and drifted back to the Jurassic era..
the papa dinosaur was really having a good time with
mama dinosaur's.. so i would say yes..dinos used to have
nipples but over time pollution caused them to shrink n
disappear... its called nipple evolution..1st highlighted by
Charley Dah Win who went on to found the Shanghai Dah Win
Chinese Opera Troupe..
gosh PCT, i thought you knew all these things... -
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gosh, they must hv been giant milk reservoirs thenOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger:not lately but last week I had an out of body
experience and drifted back to the Jurassic era..
the papa dinosaur was really having a good time with
mama dinosaur's.. so i would say yes..dinos used to have
nipples but over time pollution caused them to shrink n
disappear... its called nipple evolution..1st highlighted by
Charley Dah Win who went on to found the Shanghai Dah Win
Chinese Opera Troupe..
gosh PCT, i thought you knew all these things...
no wonder dinosaurs r obese n over-nourished
n no wonder cavemen hv always crave to hunt one of these darn creatures down ...up till today -
stop stop
i dont want to dream of huge dino milk reservoir and milk gushing out..pls pls.... -
so anyway..
Croco has no nipples?
ohh croco...u poor thing -
too bad...darn dah win!Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:so anyway..
Croco has no nipples?
ohh croco...u poor thing -
Originally posted by poon cho tang:too bad...darn dah win!
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wat animal is lbb thinking of today...
goats? -
soup kambing with black soya sauceOriginally posted by BabyLover:
wat animal is lbb thinking of today...
goats?
and bread
sedap!!! -
maybe he realised calfs were sucking from the nipples bah.Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:juz wondering while I'm sitting here pretending to work
while waiting for lunchtime...
how did the 1st guy know how to milk d cows?
i mean..how did he know that if he pulled on the monster nipple
drinkable cow milk will come out?
really....I should stop thinking like Enstein...
then he try many manytimes then the milk come out...
then he realised his family and friends like to drink them so he starts to milk more and more cows.
then maybe he realised strangers start being interested in the milk so he started a fresh cow milk company bah. maybe.. jus maybe -
That first cow b.reast fondler probably first saw a calf suckling the mother cow. The fondler probably thought if the calf could get milk that way, he could do the same. It was probably a monkey see monkey do sort of inspiration and no need for Einsteinian thought.Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:juz wondering while I'm sitting here pretending to work
while waiting for lunchtime...
how did the 1st guy know how to milk d cows?
i mean..how did he know that if he pulled on the monster nipple
drinkable cow milk will come out?
really....I should stop thinking like Enstein...
He must have gave the cow such a great time...so much so that other cows also wanted to be sucked. And since he only had one lip he had to improvise and probably came up with the idea of using his hands. And I think that was how man learned how to milk cows. -
so its true wat they taught me in schoolOriginally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:That first cow b.reast fondler probably first saw a calf suckling the mother cow. The fondler probably thought if the calf could get milk that way, he could do the same. It was probably a monkey see monkey do sort of inspiration and no need for Einsteinian thought.
He must have gave the cow such a great time...so much so that other cows also wanted to be sucked. And since he only had one lip he had to improvise and probably came up with the idea of using his hands. And I think that was how man learned how to milk cows.
about the fondler -
Hey...it looks like we went to the same school...Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:so its true wat they taught me in school
about the fondler -
Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:Hey...it looks like we went to the same school...
dont tell me youre dat guy who used
to go for pe lessons wearing his underwear
outside?
or was dat superman? -
That one is Louis Lane's BF, Clark Kent.Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:
dont tell me youre dat guy who used
to go for pe lessons wearing his underwear
outside?
or was dat superman? -
its amazing
my fren who went for higher chinese classes in nanyang high grils school have to laugh as she see tall guys with scrawny legs with tight shorts....Chinese High peeps lar......stand up to read the textbook aloud to the class....