My Screwed Up Childhood Frens
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Screwed Up Childhood Fren #1 : J
Born an only child to a drunkard pilot and divorcee, thrice married mother
J grew up in the Seletar area.
As his drunkard pilot Dad was always away either working or drinking with
his mistress Putitin, and his Mum Heputitinagain was always away playing mahjong, J was always finding new ways to entertain himself.
He tried to learn to play the guitar to no avail.
He spent time on the internet but the pop up porn ads just kept
driving me crazy and besides, Mum was starting to complain about his
frequently stained underwear.
Than 1 day J was passing by the local Mama shop, he heard the rhythm, it hit him like a dagger to the crotch.. he had found his true callingÂ….Bhangra!
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Venue: Full Moon Bar
Price: $29 advance booking
$35 @ door -
Originally posted by bratpig:Venue: Full Moon Bar
Price: $29 advance booking
$35 @ door -
no pulling of my ears hor..
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mi o level nia, mi no understand
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nothing to understand la...just Bhangra!Originally posted by sgboy2004:mi o level nia, mi no understand -
ohhh bhangra... pct's gd fren
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I think pct was my fren about 600 years backOriginally posted by BabyLover:ohhh bhangra... pct's gd fren
when we were both tribal fighters fighting
for Genghis Khan..or could dat be Kublai Khan...
Anyway, his tent was smaller than mine and his
camel was really slow becos he was not as senior as me
in the tribe.
I tried to arrange for a pretty tribal woman
to marry him but it didnt work out becos she
didnt like his lousy tent...and his lousy camel of course.. -
ohh tats why his still standing in a corner nowOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger:I think pct was my fren about 600 years back
when we were both tribal fighters fighting
for Genghis Khan..or could dat be Kublai Khan...
Anyway, his tent was smaller than mine and his
camel was really slow becos he was not as senior as me
in the tribe.
I tried to arrange for a pretty tribal woman
to marry him but it didnt work out becos she
didnt like his lousy tent...and his lousy camel of course.. -
I like to move it move it, i like to move it move it, i like to move it move it
they like to..MOVE IT!