Mister Kops and I have decided to give up our thankless jobs and try to
change our lives in order to experience the richness and quality of life so often
heard about but never experienced. As we are both not spring chickens
anymore we decided to do this as soon as we receive our payment in lieu of
leave.
After much discussion, we have decided on 2 outstanding n rewarding options:
*Option 1.
Become security guards. Kops will look after the patrol dog while I make the
teh terak.
This option brings with it the promise of good food as we will be able to share
the Bangla construction workers food.
Also, we will be able to surf sgforums during the day more as we will be
opting for permanent night shift. We don't want the day shift becos we have to
open n close d farking gate all d time n call all the ang mors Sir.
**Option 2
Form a Band and start to play at pubs. We r planning to call it Patrol Dog.
Unfortunately both of us canÂ’t play any farking musical instruments so I will be
lead singer and Kops will play the ting a ling a ling thing and generally try to
look cute.
All our songs will be covers of our fav pop star Britney Spears starting with “I
was born to make you happy” and slowly progressing to “Toxic”.
We aim to record our first album in about 8 years time.
So wat do you think? Security enforcement or Bandboys?
Anybody who is interested in joining us for either option can pm either of us.
We urge you to consider this carefully as an alternative to yr present
non-rewarding occupation.
Cheers !! Play that Funky Music !!
Kops n LBB
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