Banana Marriage Rings
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Gong Xi Gong Xi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by kops21:ah lau tell me he needs to prepare 4 types of "rings" for his marriage:
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
Can anyone assist him?
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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Means eh....Ang Paos on the way???Originally posted by MeOwSuSan:Gong Xi Gong Xi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i better siam....red bomb coming.Originally posted by deathscythe99:Means eh....Ang Paos on the way??? 
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hide .... behind Kops21Originally posted by kops21:i better siam....red bomb coming. -
woah, i get married u all gib me angpows arh? weeeeeeee
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i thought shld be other way round also?Originally posted by laurence82:woah, i get married u all gib me angpows arh? weeeeeeee -
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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told u already .. can get ang pow by other 'means'Originally posted by laurence82:woah, i get married u all gib me angpows arh? weeeeeeee -
Originally posted by laurence82:woah, i get married u all gib me angpows arh? weeeeeeee
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and wen u order wat the other guy ordered the price already gone up and the chef cook the wrong dishOriginally posted by kops21:Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. 
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Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:and wen u order wat the other guy ordered the price already gone up and the chef cook the wrong dish
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There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
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ah kops regretted? orh hor, i go tell kops-sao, then i help her prepare durian shells for u to kneel on...
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Originally posted by laurence82:ah kops regretted? orh hor, i go tell kops-sao, then i help her prepare durian shells for u to kneel on... ....since u gonna get marry, must remind u of the pitfalls.
They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense. -
wah..advice from experienced person....Originally posted by kops21: ....since u gonna get marry, must remind u of the pitfalls.
They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense. -
marriage is a longer form of suicide ... with more pain
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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:marriage is a longer form of suicide with less pain -
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.Originally posted by laurence82:wah..advice from experienced person....
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Ah Zombie Dan isit?Originally posted by kops21:There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell. -
UOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger:Ah Zombie Dan isit? 
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u toking abt which wife? not all like hell la...Originally posted by kops21:U
but almost all like hell -
Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:u toking abt which wife? not all like hell la...
but almost all like hell 
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no need to 'Long piak' la...Originally posted by kops21:
u want i gib u 2 or 3 ....
u want young or old one also got
young one look good but cooking can kill u
old one can cook but look like old toyota celica... very old one -
celica cannot lah...if wanna a race car, definitely those cheapo(relatively) cannot do lah...old also must get an old lamo or equal...at least can afford to hire a cook.Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:no need to 'Long piak' la...
u want i gib u 2 or 3 ....
u want young or old one also got
young one look good but cooking can kill u
old one can cook but look like old toyota celica... very old one -
why suddenly there is an interest in my virginity and marriage? wads going on?
