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Oh Underwear, My Underwear
They never do get grungy.
Oh Underwear, My Underwear
I Love my FunnyUndies.
With Thongs so Bright, In Red and White
To Show Off all, my Cellulite
Oh Underwear, My Underwear
I Love my FunnyUndies.
And Briefs so Smooth, they Fit Just Right
To Hold in All, My Things so Tight
Oh Underwear, My Underwear
I Love My FunnyUndies.
My Boxers Fit, Without a Hitch
But Man those Thongs, can be a Bitch
Oh Underwear, My Underwear
I Love my FunnyUndies.
My Message is, for All to See
As Custom as, I Need to Be
Oh Underwear, My Underwear
I Love my FunnyUndies.
With Messages, in Threads of Gold
You can Really, Be so Bold
Oh Underwear, My Underwear
I Love my FunnyUndies.
Call your Mate, a Witty Name
Or Print Out something, Just Insane
Oh Underwear, My Underwear
I Love my FunnyUndies.
We'll Print Your Message, on Our Stuff
From Wild to Really, Awful Fluff.
Oh Underwear, My Underwear
I Love my FunnyUndies.
Don't Miss a Time, to Use our Gift
We Ship our Undies, in a Jiff.
Oh Underwear, My Underwear
I Love my FunnyUndies.
