Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 81st Edition
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Originally posted by the Bear:
aiiieeeeeee!!! my eyess!! my eyes!! i don't want them anymore!!
LOLIt's so retro
Nice sheen to it too
WAhahahhahahah
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noonie ?
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phew, back from police post...
now to decide when to make that tedious journey to camp and fill up the application form...
i'll laze at home for now
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SWALLOW THIS!
Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Topic: Local News
by Nyonya Kway
As we’ve seen in court recently, our Great Leader can still handle any amount of scr*wing by f**kers, and scr*w them back some more.
But what’s the secret of his boundless energy, even at his advanced age?
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After Victory, Singapore to Reclaim Land All the Way to Pedra Branca
Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Topic: International News
by Collyer Kway
Following the International Court of Justice’s judgment, the Gahmen is looking into the feasibility of reclaiming land all the way from Sentosa to Pedra Branca.
The International Court of Justice ended a long-running dispute between Singapore and Malaysia over three maritime features (or as we normal non-lawyer people say, “piles of rocks in the sea”) last week.
The ICJ ruled that Pedra Branca, the site of the Horsburgh Lighthouse, was owned by Singapore, while a small outcropping named Middle Rocks went to Malaysia, and the last mostly submerged feature called South Ledge had to be split, though the Court declined to say exactly how, since both Singapore and Malaysia neh ask them to do it.
“The important thing is we got back the big prize, which is Pedra Branca,” said Ministry of Law spokesman Chin Ah Heng. “I mean, a win is a win, even though really, when you think about it, hor, we got Pedra Branca not because of any real official ownership transfer, but because Malaysia was si peh slack.”
Now that the ownership of Pedra Branca has been established, Mr. Chin said, Singapore can proceed with its development plans for the football-field sized territory.
“We think the Horsburgh Lighthouse needs a makeover to reflect the changing face of Singapore,” he said. “So we want to make it the Horsburgh Lighthouse cum casi… sorry, sorry, integrated resort. The top floor where the light is can be a nightclub or revolving restaurant.”
To make transport to the Horsburgh IR easy for high rollers, the Ministry of Territorial Development hopes to reclaim a long strip of land, to be developed as an expressway all the way to Pedra Branca. “We hope to connect Sentosa and Marina to Pedra Branca, just like the way the little islets of Florida Keys are joined by a highway in the US,” said Mr. Chin. “To help finance the construction of this expressway, we will be establishing ERP gantries along its entire way.”
Malaysia has reacted, unsurprisingly, with alarm at this prospect, and not to be outdone, has said they too want to connect Middle Rocks with the nearest spot on their mainland, which is Tanjong Penyusop, also known as Point Romania.
“The Malaysians can do whatever they want with their territory,” said Mr. Chin. “But they cannot have a straight connection from Point Romania to Middle Rocks, because it would cross our territorial waters. So they’d have to go around Pedra Branca. But they should be okay with that. Malaysians seem to like the idea of building curvy bridges to nowhere.”
Both countries maintain that they are willing to negotiate but Malaysia has said they might not agree to submit disputes to the ICJ again.
“Halamak,” said Malaysian Deputy Vice Foreign Minister Datuk Mohd Rugi bin Pulau. “This form of Western adjudication is biased against us. We should choose a form of dispute resolution that is more advantageous to Malaysia. Like a penalty shoot out.”
Meanwhile in Singapore, there have been small rumblings of opposition to the proposed highway to Pedra Brance, from an unlikely source: the Singapore Police Force.
“Our resources are already strapped,” said Deputy Assistant Superintendent Boh Lang Leow. “We really don’t need an additional 13 sq. km of territory for us to search for Mat Alamak.” -
The TC.com guys are great as usual
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sleepy.... >.<
can't wait to go home... maybe i should leave on the dot today!!!
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frustrating, can't find the goddamn track!
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First NS
Now it's sexual equality in SC
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Originally posted by elindra:
First NS
Now it's sexual equality in SC
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Originally posted by av98m:
what the....?
Fatum posted a pair of scissors in their thread -
i put in my two bits too..
i forgot to write "grow the f**k up" in between the lines
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the weather doesn't seem to be too warm today.
great for a nap!!!!
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WTH and they want the government to fix it and improve on it
Wah liao you talking about ppl who kpkb the MIW messes with their life on one hand and on the other they want the MIW to deft deeper into their lives
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Originally posted by elindra:
WTH and they want the government to fix it and improve on it
Wah liao you talking about ppl who kpkb the MIW messes with their life on one hand and on the other they want the MIW to deft deeper into their lives
yah.. same people who come to my office.. they complain they want something, you give it to them, they complain that why got such things... and what you to remove.. then the cycle starts again
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Originally posted by elindra:
WTH and they want the government to fix it and improve on it
Wah liao you talking about ppl who kpkb the MIW messes with their life on one hand and on the other they want the MIW to deft deeper into their lives
they need to fix up their own brain >.< -
I told them Middle East have lots of male rights
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jjb's narrow minded views on NS are apparent in there too. hahahahaha~
ask the swiss and germans how come their conscripted services are just one year?
u don't compare apples with oranges.
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mmm.. these mini cappacino frozen eclairs are yummy
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for the resident gays :
Johnny sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands.
When the bartender comes back, Johnny is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head.
"Hey Johnny, what's happening?" asks the bartender.
"I'm in DEEP SHIT," Johnny replies. "I just got caught screwing my neighbour."
"Oh wow!" says the barman, "Who caught you? Your wife or her husband?"
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Originally posted by the Bear:
mmm.. these mini cappacino frozen eclairs are yummy
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
for the resident gays :
Johnny sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands.
When the bartender comes back, Johnny is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head.
"Hey Johnny, what's happening?" asks the bartender.
"I'm in DEEP SHIT," Johnny replies. "I just got caught screwing my neighbour."
"Oh wow!" says the barman, "Who caught you? Your wife or her husband?"
"No," said Johnny, "HIS wife!"
the gay bar ran out of bar stools... so the owner flipped the stools over and quadrupled the seating capacity
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Originally posted by elindra:
Where r they from
this stall selling frozen stuff opposite a kopitiam near my office.. i think they're wholesalers.. -
I love the term latent homosexual.
First saw it used in Meet the Spartans