5 minutes to kill yourself

• the Bear

  24 Mar 07, 01:30

  an insane and crazed game where an office cubicle warrior goes nuts and tries to kill himself in 5 minutes
  
  clicky here => 5 Minutes!
  
  
  
  i did that in 4:53 the first time and 3:09 the 2nd
• aku1b0d0

  24 Mar 07, 02:00

  How to play?
• the Bear

  24 Mar 07, 02:13

  arrow keys to move, space bar for action, M for status
  
  that's all
  
  walk around, use shredders, staples and other things like microwaves to kill yourself
  
  

  Originally posted by aku1b0d0:

  How to play?

• aku1b0d0

  24 Mar 07, 02:25

  How come I only see "LOCK#####" ?
• the Bear

  24 Mar 07, 02:26

  loading lah
  
  

  Originally posted by aku1b0d0:

  How come I only see "LOCK#####" ?

• ndmmxiaomayi

  24 Mar 07, 02:27

  I see nothing except a black screen. Must be Firefox problem again.
  
  *switch over to IE*
• the Bear

  24 Mar 07, 02:32

  gotta wait a while
  
  anyway, i'm using Safari..
  
  the thing loads up and says LOCK&LOAD
• MooKu

  24 Mar 07, 02:34

  Just keep talking to the nerd who eventually tells you to "Talk to the hand."
  
  Each time you do so, you'll be 10% closer to death.
• the Bear

  24 Mar 07, 02:37

  i like the microwave
  
  also the shredder
  
  

  Originally posted by MooKu:

  Just keep talking to the nerd who eventually tells you to "Talk to the hand."
  
  Each time you do so, you'll be 10% closer to death.

• ndmmxiaomayi

  24 Mar 07, 02:38

  Can't load in Firefox. Another MS bootlicker.
  
  I just game over, can't control directions well, I keep moving in the wrong directions, turning round and round.
• R3SsH|n

  24 Mar 07, 02:38

  hard to play.
• the Bear

  24 Mar 07, 02:44

  thought it was easy and perverse
  
  i just found a new way... 30% when you taunt the shark to attack you
• Kuali Baba

  24 Mar 07, 02:58

  Wear the piñata and let your colleagues bash you.
• the Bear

  24 Mar 07, 03:05

  one of the funniest is still the "electrourination"
• Quinsy

  24 Mar 07, 03:05

  4:04 minutes
• allentyb

  24 Mar 07, 03:06

  yay..... i killed myself within 4 min 33 sec
• Kuali Baba

  24 Mar 07, 03:14

  4:01
  
  Umbrella torpedo
• the Bear

  24 Mar 07, 03:17

  list the ways you've found..
  
  shredder
  stapler
  scissors
  supplies
  pinata
  shark
  weasels
  umbrella
  going postal
  microwave
  aerosol + lighter
  electrourination
  getting kicked in the nuts
  paper cutter
  beatdown by clown
  electrocuted by hand dryer
  drinking out of mop bucket
  
  anymore?
• the Bear

  24 Mar 07, 03:28

  oh yeah.. in the toilet, are the grossest things
  
  urinal cake is one of the grossest
• allentyb

  24 Mar 07, 06:22

  2 min 14 sec!
• the Bear

  24 Mar 07, 09:39

  1:54
  
  i think i did something like 1:40 last night
• the Bear

  24 Mar 07, 09:45

  after a while, you know what gives the highest and fastest damage, use them
  
  1:04
• turbo_drift

  24 Mar 07, 10:12

  2.40....
• jay_rocks

  24 Mar 07, 10:16

  catch no ball leh.
• udontknowme

  24 Mar 07, 10:18

  i liked the weasels...