Quotes...
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Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.
- Arthur Guiterman
Where would man be today if it wasn't for women? In the Garden of Eden eating watermelon and taking it easy.
- C. Kennedy
To let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool you is worse.
- E.Y. Harburg
If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
- Unknown
Isn't it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying 10 minutes from now?
- Arnot L. Sheppard, Jr.
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- George W. Bush
I never walk into a place I don't know how to walk out of.
- Sam in Ronin
It is only one who is thoroughly acquainted with the evils of war that can thoroughly understand the profitable way of carrying it on.
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
- HL Mencken
The second you're about to dismiss something, think about it. Look at it again.
- Det. Will Dormer in Insomnia
When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
You only lie to two people in your life: Your girlfriend and the police.
- Jack Nicholson
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
- Albert Einstein
Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.
- Rupert Hughes
I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.
- Jack Byrnes from Meet The Parents
A good name, like good will, is got by many actions and lost by one.
- Lord Jeffery
A woman's place is in the wrong.
- James Thurber
He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.
- Anonymous
All men die. Not every man really lives.
- Mel Gibson
There's a pinch of the madman in every great man.
- French proverb
The older I grow the more I listen to people who don't talk much.
- Germain G. Glien
Too many people are looking for the right person, instead of being the right person.
- Unknown
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.
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[quote]Originally posted by DevilAngel77:
Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.
- Arthur Guiterman
is the above true?? then why do people say "I'm fine, thank you." ??
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stock reply to a greeting...
i disagree with Jack Nicholson..
Originally posted by sczra:
[quote]Originally posted by DevilAngel77:
[b]Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.
- Arthur Guiterman
is the above true?? then why do people say "I'm fine, thank you." ?? [/b]