Brian Teaser
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GOOD LUCK..
Do not cheat.
How smart are you?
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As
we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert.
The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to
the brain, so.......
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your own.....OK, relax, clear your mind
and.... begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times.
Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World."
If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions ??
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realising that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land" ?
Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.
If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next
question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute
then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree.
If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In windon, two people setoff and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?
(It was YOU, you dummy...the very first line says that you're driving
the bus)... hehehehe... take it easy... hehehehe.
Don"t Worry....Be Happy.
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damn! i got all correct
so m i dumb or wat..........? -
where's brian?
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Croco confirmed no brain liao
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Brain teasers that will make you groan ...
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.
Answers to be released soon... keke -
Arghhhh
I have seen them somewhere b4 but i forget liao
Arghhhh
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1. The lions are dead.
2. She took a picture.
3. Freeze the water
4. Charcoal
5. Yesterday Today Tomorrow
6. The most commonly used letter 'E' is missing.
By the way who is brian that you are teasing in the topic? -
haha.. all correct... no fun liao.. kekeOriginally posted by Nelstar:1. The lions are dead.
2. She took a picture.
3. Freeze the water
4. Charcoal
5. Yesterday Today Tomorrow
6. The most commonly used letter 'E' is missing.
By the way who is brian that you are teasing in the topic?
that "brian" ah.. wrong spelling when create thread.. so die die stuck to it.. kekeke
next time i spawn a new thread then i change... keke...
or is ur name brian? keke 
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how about putting both e 2 jugs into the barrel?Originally posted by Nelstar:1. The lions are dead.
2. She took a picture.
3. Freeze the water
4. Charcoal
5. Yesterday Today Tomorrow
6. The most commonly used letter 'E' is missing.
By the way who is brian that you are teasing in the topic? -
cannot use the jugs...Originally posted by HENG@:how about putting both e 2 jugs into the barrel? -
I'm a lady. pls.Originally posted by DevilAngel77:haha.. all correct... no fun liao.. keke
that "brian" ah.. wrong spelling when create thread.. so die die stuck to it.. kekeke
next time i spawn a new thread then i change... keke...
or is ur name brian? keke -
Fuck!!! I said green bricks!!
but I cheated and still kept going on instead of stopping and got the rest correct -
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
dunno....
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
the woman dunno do what "shoot" her husband, then they went for a swim? and she holds him under the water, then she dunno do what call him or something? and hangs up?? LOL dunno wtf
There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
wtf is "which water"? maybe u pour one jug in first, then pour that water out b4 pouring in 2nd jug?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
coal?
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
yesterday, today....tomorow ROFL
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.
tense error should be nothing is wrong not was.
hey no fair!!! how come the answer to the 2nd one is photograph?!?!?! if like that then shoul dbe hangs IT what not hangs him, where got this kind of Shit one, so lame. then what holds him under water somemore...not him what its the photo...
alamak...no E..wtf, I'm stupid -
Originally posted by the.raven:A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
dunno....
The lions are dead so the third
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
the woman dunno do what "shoot" her husband, then they went for a swim? and she holds him under the water, then she dunno do what call him or something? and hangs up?? LOL dunno wtf The woman shot his photo, submerged the photo in water, hangs it up. and enjoy the dinner with the real person
There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
wtf is "which water"? maybe u pour one jug in first, then pour that water out b4 pouring in 2nd jug? like i said, freeze the two to become ice and put the on individual corner in freezing temperature.
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
coal? charcoal, coal are right
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
yesterday, today....tomorow ROFL right
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.
tense error should be nothing is wrong not was. you don't get it.
hey no fair!!! how come the answer to the 2nd one is photograph?!?!?! if like that then shoul dbe hangs IT what not hangs him, where got this kind of Shit one, so lame. then what holds him under water somemore...not him what its the photo...
alamak...no E..wtf, I'm stupid