Little john was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up:
Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician, etc.
However, little john was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him about his father.
Reluctantly he replied, "My Dad is an exotic dancer in a gay club, and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the
offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let
him shag him."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
and then took Little john aside to ask him, "Is that really true about
your father??"
"No," said john, "My father plays football for Manchester United, I was just too embarrassed to say that."
anyone laughing ?
The real joke is Liverpool's GK Reina own goal in injury time that cost The Reds 2 points LOST !
TS Ng Qibo Aaron...
i reckoned you are better off talking about your Silky Fetish rather than telling jokes...
TS... your beloved Liverpool is really a joke after losing (@Anfield) to Northampton in the League Cup !!!
my club is man city
Is that your final answer ?
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Jokes aside.. we should really respect other clubs no matter how poor are they.
i respect all clubs